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Some genius uploaded an old US show called Decorating Cents and it is the best/worst part of my last couple of days. It's hilarous and so 90s that it kills.

Shout out to one of my aunts who I swear must have somehow gained access to this cheap looking American show in the 90s because her house still looks like this, and also the commenter who asked 'is this what millenial grey and beige is in response to'.

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hermes in hadestown is the exact opposite of an unreliable narrator. a tortured narrator. a little *too* reliable. incredibly aware of exactly what is happening at any given moment, vaguely spoiling it for you in the beginning, despairing every second of it. but ultimately motivated to continue to tell the story over and over and over with a smiling face for the sake of the audience, and for the sake of the characters themselves, singing it again to keep them alive. knowing how it will end, but singing it again so that the cycle may restart and eurydice may come back to life. enduring the misery of it all, over and over, holding the knowledge of what will come to pass but continuing anyway to see orpheus happy just one more time before it all goes down in flames again.

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I got to the best part of FF7

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No swiming for the last few weeks because [gestures towards winter], I miss it.

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the hunger games movies aren’t limited to first person perspective like the books. which means we will almost definitely get beetee’s reaction to ampert’s death

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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interests: flirting with men he absolutely shouldn’t be flirting with. also what is this pick-up line. but also why does it work??

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I love (but also hate) the idea that Johanna was just another "failed" Mockingjay. How much did she sacrifice/attempt in her games that made her lose everyone she loved? How close was she to being the reason the games ended? How many districts or even people in the Capitol did she expose to the truth of things only for her to be bitter, angry, and alone after all that effort?

And then along comes Katniss. She's blunt and rough around the edges just like you are. And she gets to be revered in a way you never were. She's loved for her "bad attitude" and flawed personality in ways no one else in the movement has loved you. She's the promise you never got to fulfill to not only your district, your mentors, but yourself too.

You go from being full of potential to just another soldier, helping out a more "palatable", more "inspiring" version of yourself. You were never good enough to be Katniss, so you think. So why play nice? Why not play into the aggression and the spite? It's all you have left.

Johanna Mason I see you.

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No one show marcille the lord of the rings okay. She wouldn't fucking survive it without being so Aragorn x arwen pilled shed go crazy

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⋆｡°✩ Magic Knight Rayearth spreads by CLAMP

the bright light is lying down the earth and the sea and the sky is at rest with the ocean and the days go by they go into the seas that have no shores, haunted by that same closed door looking up at skies on fire, leaving nothing left of us to discover and the planets of the universe go their way not astounded by the sun or the moon or by the day

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If you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become

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X/1999 fans watching xxxHolic Rei come back after a hiatus of only 7 years:

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happy trailer day im dying

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personally, even ignoring any other implications of the "cozy" / "wholesome" Marketing Label, I'm averse to them because they suggest you couldn't think of any better reason to play your video game.

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"came back wrong" but it's from work