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victorian shitposting

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one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

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listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

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everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

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me

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in this house we stan a four-time lip sync loser legend 

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me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

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jolene by dolly parton is honestly such a powerful song. i ain’t even got a man and i have a terrible fear of that bitch stealing my man

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point to where one stone hurts you

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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

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texting

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

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💜

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Excuse me, how did she say fragrance?