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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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it’s finally happened. My favorite spatula is breaking. Time to go to…

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weird al songs with the highest amount of autism swag:

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

Pancreas

Bedrock Anthem

Dog Eat Dog

Midnight Star

weird al songs with the highest amount of adhd swag:

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

Genius in France

Your Horoscope for Today

every single polka medley has high levels of adhd swag also. I'm not sure I could pick out one that is more adhdswag than the others.

weird al songs that have the highest proportion of both adhd and autism swag:

Dare to be Stupid

You Make Me

Everything You Know Is Wrong

Hardware Store

Albuquerque

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This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It’s a pretty good mop. It’s not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop.  Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. Cause, life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuf, you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again.  And sometimes SOMETIMES life sticks to the floor so bad that, you know, a mop is not enough. It’s not good enough. You, you gotta get down there with like a tooth brush, you know? And you gotta really scrub. You gotta get it off. You gotta really try and get it off. But if that doesn’t work: If that doesn’t work. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, HEY THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

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Amazing I missed this one, considering I've used most of these songs in mashups in the past. Glad I could get everyone in at the end again.

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pictures of musicians that all give off the same vibe

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Weird Al fact #34:

The cartoon sound effects used to censor curse words in Weird Al's polka medley's are not sampled. Al makes those sounds with his mouth.

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i think i saw someone on here post something about wanting to put spinny al in a blender? it may have been earlier today and it may have been yesterday. i cant remember who said it or where i read it. maybe i just dreamed that this happened. either way i decided to make it real

dont worry hes fine hes immune to blades its enrichment for him

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Some old Al doodles! Poor guy.. what's got him all down in dumpster town?

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we got it ALL on uhf! (including hot singles in your area)

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