lemon-astra
lemon-astra
chaosman
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cam/ryan. 28. any pronouns. multifandoms but currently lost in the steddie sauce. VA as REDACTED in Twigs and Hearts.
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lemon-astra · 15 days ago
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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lemon-astra · 15 days ago
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lemon-astra · 15 days ago
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maybe !
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lemon-astra · 1 month ago
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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lemon-astra · 1 month ago
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good cow
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lemon-astra · 1 month ago
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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And they lived happily ever after together, and nothing bad ever happened, and everyone got what they wanted and left Jmart alone!
Wow! What a wholesome end to a great podcast! I can't wait to listen to The Magnus Protocol! I bet nothing bad will happen there too! 🥰
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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HAPPY JON SIMS AND CATS DAY
@jonsimsandcats
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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oh fucc...
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on
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lemon-astra · 2 months ago
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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
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