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i feel normal about the acorn weevil.
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[Image ID: An image of a purple badge with the text 'I really wish I weren't living through a another Trump presidency right now!' /End ID]
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)
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Yes but let's not forget that Cosmo was the one pregnant w poof and poof has Wanda's eyelashess
MY CHILDHOOD
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*pretends to sneeze to use her freeze breath* "wOah oof forgot to take my allergy medicine today"
*kicks a high security luthor approved door from locking down* "glitch in the system?" -eve "gasp i dont know I dont know *intense shrugging*" -kara
*catches a handful of bullets AND throws them back * "Mercy must've hired terrible marksman *exhale* they totally missed me"
~ All said in the least convincing tone ever
And this was all in the span of 3 minutes while in Kara form, honestly Kara is like a frantic baby goat when she lies and Lena was completely shocked when she found out, but i love them bothh💀
lena accusing kara of crying “big crocodile tears” is so funny on top of everything because like. sweet kara canNOT and never has been able to lie for shittt honestly lena you beautiful dense bitch. she slipped up so many times lena. smartest but densest bitch on the show. i love you lena
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*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus
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sorry i reblogged your post instantly. i love you.
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