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Okay but being super awkward and heavy might be uncomfortable, but wouldn’t that be a part of the fun? If I reminded you every time there was a big kick, or a roll, or a craving, or a new article of clothing outgrown, that it was because you’re just so, so pregnant with our pups. How you’re just such a good papa carrying them like this. How it’s just proof that you’re fantastic at this. Maybe this is a sign that your next pregnancy will be smooth sailing because of just how well you weather everything.

Maybe it would be even better if I rewarded you for every milestone, every few pounds gained, every new development, every dumb “the baby is the size of this fruit” comparison. Every time we need to get you new clothes, or when it’s especially hard to do something you used to do easier. Every time we see visible progress, i’m right behind you, giving you kisses and praise asking how I should make it all worth it for the father of our little litter. Would that be nice?

It could be fun! Being so heavy that I have to rely on someone else in order for me to do anything?? That is an interesting thing to deal with when I am so independent. From having to call you for help to get me out of a chair to sheepishly asking you to tie my shoes when I can't see my feet anymore, the possibilities are truly endless! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤like baby p l e a s e just come put your brood in me now please Always comment on the big movements or little jolts from my belly thanks to your huge brood. I want you to be watching me at all times, wondering when exactly the occupants of my womb decides to make their presence known. I want you to purposefully rouse our pups to get them kicking so you can watch me whine and groan from their spastic movements. The idea of looking down to watch you cuddle against my belly, excitedly poking at the tiny protrusions of our little one's hands and feet. We'll need to do take so many pictures and measurements during my pregnancy. I want to know just how big I am getting throughout the ten months of carrying our litter. Every single inch gained around my waist, my chest, my hips, etc. needs to be written down so we can remember after the birth. Also the photo opportunities? Absolutely dying over the fact that there are so many different ways to show off the progression of a pregnancy. There are so many things to choose from!!

Gods I need to have your litter soon please 😩

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getting knocked up by some nerdy person is my life’s goal actually . you look so hot yapping to me about your hyperfixations and playing your little games. literally come over here and put your baby in me right now .

(i may have a thing for “nerds” even though i don’t really think nerds are a thing okay if anything IM THE NERD AS WELL !!!)

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local man got stupidly turned on by his friend calling him a fat himbo, more at 11

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I want you to eat till your belly is rock solid and tight. Till you're begging me to rub it between burps and moans.

I want to see you lay back on the couch with your gut and tits out, hanging over the popped button and zipper wide open.

I want to watch you squirm and beg for me to touch you, to make you whine like a bitch in heat for relief.

Fuck I am a feeder mood and your going to pay the price for being fat, hot, and near me.

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I think he’s getting too big for his own good… 😳

His belly is so round now, it barely fits in his clothes. Every time I try to feed him, he just looks at me and smirks like he knows exactly what he's doing to me. 🥵

I know I should stop, but... Can I really say no when he looks so good full? 😌

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you can be a tboy...

you can like your boobs too it's ok, if you always wanted to present femme or just overall as yourself that's ok. especially if you're fat, especiallyyyyyy if you're fat.

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You really would look so good laboring with my pups! So round with my brood, muscles clenched tightly as you're going through contractions. I am praising you over the hours while we wait for each pup to be brought into the world.

How many pups should we have you carry? Eight? Ten? Thirteen? I imagine that each time I'm pumping into you a sweet little pup is put in that perfect belly of yours. Maybe the first appointment they find three little beans. Then the next, they somehow found another three that they SWORE weren't there! It's normal for multiples to be hidden behind one another but we both know I'm too in love with you and your pregnant body I can't stop unloading into you anytime you beg to be loved.

Reminders that the more you knock me up with, the longer i might be laboring around your pups. How full should I get? How long do I deserve to push out your litter, maybe it’d be nice to just be a sensitive mess while i clutch the pillows of our bed while you praise me for carrying them for so, so long and getting so big all for you. Would you try to breed me right then and there so i can stay nice and full for you? Between my rambling and begging for more, would you be able to resist? 🥺👉👈

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Art by Doxxylbox

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Tiramisu Brownies

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taking bets

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bored today so I'm just gonna start sharing cool statistics from the feedist surveys I did a while back:

out of all the fat positive pieces of media listed, Morpho: Fat and Body Folds and The Body Is Not An Apology were the top two that feedist survey takers read, at 13.2% and 10.5% respectively

54.5% believe the feedist community has a mild to moderately negative reputation within fat activist circles, whereas 66.2% believe the feedist community has an extremely negative reputation outside of both fatlib and feedist circles

while the majority (51.2%) of respondents don't use explicitly feedist dating sites, the most popular was FantasyFeeder at 27.9%

52.2% of respondents to the autism-feedism community overlap survey reported stimming with someone else's body fat, while 70.8% reported stimming with their own

only 3.2% of respondents reported being diagnosed with diabetes type II. in the same survey, 38.2% said they were not disabled in any way shape or form

59.9% discovered an "affinity for fatness" by age 9 or younger

64% reported also having a body worship kink, though there's no distinction between being on the giving and receiving end in the survey

while the majority of respondents said the online feedist community was mild to moderately welcoming of LGBTQ+ people, they also said they felt that the real life feedist community was less welcoming. interestingly, these statistical majorities are reversed for POC/feedists of color

to end this list on a positive note, 43.3% of survey takers believe the overall feedist community is supportive of fat activists and fat liberation as a whole

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Like he’s rutting into you and just growling under his breath about how pent up he is and how you just looked too inviting and he couldn’t resist, how he’s just gotta get you fucking pregnant or else he’s not gonna be satisfied

Dog boy who’s so fucking pissed that he can’t resist you and the urge to fuck you pregnant, is this anything

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Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

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Dog boy who’s so fucking pissed that he can’t resist you and the urge to fuck you pregnant, is this anything

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puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

I, pretty please, would LOVE to put a baby in you. gods do I want to watch your body changing and plumping up from my brood. I also????? want to kiss all over your belly every single day from when we find out you're pregnant to while you're laboring with our little pups.

hi hi hi!!!! i think maybe 👉👈 it would be fucking rad to be full of your pups and get a shit ton of kisses and like bother you for attention like hear me out

im like, a super good boy who can hold like so many pups and you can keep pumping me full even when im pregnant 😤 id look SO fucking pretty laboring with your pups that there’s no way you wouldnt wanna fill me right back up again. No cons only pros!!

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Someone getting lots of attention for their round belly, asking how far along they are and how many they are carrying and she simply blushes and comes up with answers that sound like they match her bump size.

In reality she has no idea, she isn’t pregnant. In the typical sense anyways. Some parasite has invaded her womb and is now the size of a baby at 7 months. So that’s what she says she is, even though this thing invaded her womb over a year ago…

The other upside is that when it kicks it feels soo good

It twitches, rolls within. She has no idea what a baby feels like inside but she knows it doesn’t feel like this. There isn’t any point in hiding it anymore . The worst part of it all is that it feels great. Perhaps it’s some kind of hormone that it’s producing but she knows its presence arouses her. The way it curves her out. It’s amazing yet horrifying.

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A guy carrying an egg going into labor, and he suffers contractions for hours but due to the size of the egg it won't come out. The only way to get it out is by standing. So he walks around, crying from the pressure this puts on his hips and back, hopelessly rubbing his rock hard belly, skin overly sensitive from the stretch