lemondoddle
lemondoddle
local MTA- Men's Tits Activist
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nonbinary - queer - ace - he/they - 24 - white- call me Lane or David, my art tag is nebulart, i never shut up in the tags, and terfs/ transmeds/ zionists/racists/nazis/exclusionists/pedos and other nasties do not fucking interact
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lemondoddle · 3 minutes ago
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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder
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lemondoddle · 4 minutes ago
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i have never read a book but i have read 100,0000,00,00,00,0,0,00,000000,0, posts. 😏
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lemondoddle · 4 minutes ago
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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that
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lemondoddle · 1 hour ago
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please put me in twink jail
I'm an prison bolitionist I'll put you in a twink sanctuary where you can roam free and use your unique curved beaks to filter shrimp from the waters of your natural habitat x
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lemondoddle · 3 hours ago
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lemondoddle · 3 hours ago
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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
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lemondoddle · 4 hours ago
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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lemondoddle · 5 hours ago
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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
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lemondoddle · 5 hours ago
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truly nothing to say but wig
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lemondoddle · 6 hours ago
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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lemondoddle · 6 hours ago
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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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LOOP OF UNHAPPINESS ASSETS!!! Here are all the silly little images I made in a Google Drive folder since there’s so dang many. I’ve gotten a bunch of requests for the malware images in particular, those are here!!
Click here to view!!!
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lemondoddle · 8 hours ago
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he’s so cute i want to trap him in the labyrinth. or crucify him or something.
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