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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?

Alyssa : Yes

Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea

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truly nothing to say but wig

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me

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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

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“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

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LOOP OF UNHAPPINESS ASSETS!!! Here are all the silly little images I made in a Google Drive folder since there’s so dang many. I’ve gotten a bunch of requests for the malware images in particular, those are here!!

Click here to view!!!

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he’s so cute i want to trap him in the labyrinth. or crucify him or something.

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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More cherry blossom study

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some of you will with your whole chest berate people for finding egg "jokes" uncomfortable but the "jokes" in question are just "why are you a MAN enjoying a GIRL thing?? 🧐🤔 (girl thing is when pink btw) the ONLY reason a 'man' 🙄 might like girl thing (pink) is if 'he' is secretly GIRL see you on estrogen in five months mama mwa mwa 😘" as if that's not a deranged thing to say to a complete stranger and then less than five minutes later will reblog a post about how dangerous gender essentialism is and how we shouldn't ascribe arbitrary rules to gender and like I do think we have completely lost the fucking plot.

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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….