lemondodie-ig

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im inactive now

I make all my posts on @apricothoe now

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manager josh: I think we need to work on your professionalism

dodie, standing on a chair: those are some mighty brave words coming from someone who is standing in lava

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jack: can I ask you two a question?

hazel: yeah

dodie: wait, one moment- ok go

jack: how can you two live like this?

dodie, mumbling while typing: how… can you two-

hazel: don’t need to google the question, dodie!

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dan: are you getting enough sleep

dodie: sometimes I close my eyes when I sneeze

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orla: you nervous?

dodie: yes

orla: is it your first time?

dodie: no, ive been nervous many times

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hazel: are you cooking

dodie: I wanted to do something nice for you

hazel: but instead you're cooking?

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dodie: evan got me a ‘get better soon’ card

shannon: aw that’s sweet

dodie: I wasn’t sick, he just wanted me to get better

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dodie: hey can you get something out of my back pocket

friend: yeah, what am I getting

dodie: a chance to feel my ass

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dodie, giving the bartender 10 pounds: ill have the usual

bartender: *gives her a hug*

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dan: hey wanna go to the movies with us

dodie: you can't bring snacks into the movies

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dodie: this milk expires tomorrow

hedy, hinting at her birthday: speaking of tomorrow, it must be a pretty special day

dodie: not for anyone drinking this milk

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[before a show in front of the queen]

manager josh: you wanna quit?

dodie: no, I want a raise

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hello!

april 13 2017 I created an account called lemondodie, and it turned out to become a source of happiness and pretty much shaped me into a pretty cool person.

I created this account because there were certain things I wished dodie would say, so making this account would make it semi-real. i made this account to spread joy and humor throughout the community, and safe to say, I feel like that’s exactly what I did, whether or not i like my content.

I eventually turned into apricotdodie when I met some amazing people. lou, gabs, b, and cami, I pretty much shared this journey with you guys. and everyone else I have befriended the past year.

so in honor of 1 year, I guess I’m doing 100 facts about myself! I might regret this, I hope I don’t.

(to make this fun, comment how many facts we have in common, highest wins a prize I guess lol)

1.i have a cat

2.my favorite subject is history, despite all the stress and long essays

3.im kinda bilingual? #filipino represent

4.I watched the greatest showman for the first time last night

5.I hate horror movies

6.i like card games

7.i finally got over my crush the other day whoop whoop

8.recently, I’ve been sleeping from 2-4 am lol

9.i watch youtube gamers such as, smii7y, kryoz, fitz, mini, and other people

10.ive talked face to face to a holocaust survivor

11.ive been out of the country 10+ times

12.I’ve been to 10+ states

13.ive been on a cruise to the bahamas

14.i like volleyball but I’m too scared to join the school’s team lol

15.first person I ever binge watched on YouTube ever was wiiriketopray(2012?)

16.I lost a tooth when a fucking bitch pushed me down a slide in kindergarten (im coming for you alex)

17.i still have baby teeth

18.i used to like one direction even tho I didn’t know any of their songs lol fake fan

19.I have an account dedicated to make my school browless

20.I started reading hp in 2016

21.might want to become a pt when I’m older???

22.i like any movie I watch lol

23.i went through a really bad phannie phase and I regret all of it

24.i tend to be a follower rather than a leader

25.i have an obnoxious laugh

26.im pressured into things easily

27.i kinda hate going live bc when ppl don’t watch I automatically think ppl don’t like me lol

28.im very fragile and sensitive

29.i have kissed someone

30.not really religious

31.I get pretty defensive lol

32.ive been playing violin for 5 years

33.j'aime le cours de français mais mes amis sont pénible

34.rapunzel is probs my fav Disney princess

35.i have so much homework this weekend oh my godDdD

36.dodie posted tHIS account on her story and im still not over it

37.i cry at every movie i watch even if its not sad

38.(im v emotional)

39.zendaya;);):):):):)

40.used to love Minecraft lol

41.the flash is literally my shit

42.grant gustin ;):);):):)

43.listening to greatest showman rn

44.fav dodie song is still bitter content lmao

45.actually fav song;;; ???? no clue

46.ive seen pentatonix live

48.ive seen ariana grande live (i don’t even like her that much but it was still so fun)

49.ive known shannon before dodie

50.ive discovered dodie through jon

51.dRuGs (inside joke??)

52.I love wholesome memes

53.i used to do karate

54.i do not like vegetables

55.why is the greatest showman such a bop

56.

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us: happy birthday!

us: we hope you have the best day!

us: have a wonderful 23!!

us: we love you so much !!!!

dodie: skfjsksjeksjdjs

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dodie: bitch

sammy: blocked

dodie: wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something

sammy: unblocked

dodie: bitch

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dan, holding the door open for hazel: after you

hazel: no, after you

dan: I insist, after you

dodie, pushing past both of them: after me

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dodie: bdsm? what's that?

hazel: its a bible discussion/study meeting

[later]

dodie: hey jack wanna do some bdsm?

jack: WHAT