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Naruto AU where Hinata and Sasuke are legally married for tax benefits but don’t actually know or speak to each other

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Izuku: I thought I was barking back to the dog for the past hour.

Izuku: Turns out it was just me and Kacchan barking back and forth from different rooms in the house.

Izuku: Todoroki still hasn’t stopped laughing at us.

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Don't mind me I'll be over here thinking about a world where Touya got the love and help he needed and became a hero. Thinking about how he would be the most annoying older brother, always choosing to mess with his favourite younger sibling Shoto. Introducing himself to Shotos crush and when they call him Todoroki-san he smirks and tells them since they'll be marrying into the family they can call him Touya-nii. Poking and prodding at his little brother when they're together on patrols, squeezing his cheeks, grabbing his hand when they cross a main road 'because he's still a baby' and embarrassing him in front of the civilians. Holding his scarred hand up to Shotos face and saying 'matchy matchy'. Constantly draping himself over Shoto especially when he feels overheated, his little brother choosing to begrudgingly endure it. Leaning over to steal his food with his chopsticks, Shoto glaring and stretching as far away as possible with his plate in hand. Always looking over Shotos shoulder when he’s texting and asking ‘who’s that? who’s that?’, sneakily takes the phone and changes his contact name to ‘best big brother ever’ only for Shoto to change it to ‘WORST big brother ever’. Calling anyone Shoto is close to his ‘little girlfriend’ or ‘little boyfriend’ and Shoto yelling ‘they’re not my girlfriend!’ in front of everyone, cue Touya bursting into laughter. Standing in his doorway and loitering there while Shoto is trying to do work, ‘did you want something?’ Shoto snaps, sometimes he throws himself onto the futon and spread eagles there, claims he just wants to ‘hang out with his baby bro’. Always unabashedly proud of Shoto for no reason and draws attention to anything he does, ‘look at my little bro, he got a haircut yesterday! Ain’t he handsome?’ And ruffles his hair. Shoto shoves him off. Always wraps his Christmas/birthday gifts for Shoto in red and white striped wrapping paper because he thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. Stands behind Endeavor when he’s lecturing Shoto and pulls faces, sticking his middle fingers up behind the heroes head making Shoto almost laugh, so Endeavor yells at him more for not paying attention. Sometimes if he sees Shoto out while they're patrolling separately he'll theatrically yell "Is that PRO HERO SHOTO?" runs over and asks him to sign his chest. Invites himself to have lunch with Shoto all the time, yells "bye baby bro, love you!" on his way out of Shotos office in front of all the sidekicks. Whenever Shoto asks him for something he always says "whats the password" smugly. Even though he's the biggest pain in the ass it's only because he wants Shotos attention and wants to connect with him despite their age difference ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

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Revamped an old comic

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a very self indulgent sasuhina lemon. bear with me. 

His hand was splayed against the valley of her breasts. He could feel the thumping of her heart as he slid in and out of her. Nimble hands clutched his shoulders and she pulled him towards her, missing his lips and kissing his chin instead.

“I said, no kissing.” He huffed and slipped out of her. His hands came up to grab her ankles and spread her legs farther than she was used to. As soon as a cry escaped her mouth, he shoved two of his fingers into her mouth and pressed down on her tongue.

“Behave, Hinata.” He pulled the digits out of her mouth and pulled her bottom lip. Tears welled up in her eyes as she let him trace her chin with his fingers coated in a mixture of her saliva and his cum. He resumed his movements and with every thrust, her breasts would dance to the rhythm. 

“Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke !” She cried out as she came for the the umpteenth time that night. When the man didn’t stop moving she dug her nails into his chest, deep enough to wound him. As a few drops of blood trickled down his torso, Sasuke slowed down. He saw a small, satisfied smile on the face of the woman beneath him.

“I hate you.” He hissed as Hinata raised herself on her elbows and licked the crimson liquid off of his body. Grabbing her by the nape of her neck he shoved her away from him. Within a second she was flipped on her stomach and rough hands pulled her bottom up in the air. 

The sound of a slap echoed in the room and Hinata cried out. A red mark had found its way on her rear and another was on its way. As Sasuke spanked her a few more times, Hinata squeezed her thighs together to relieve herself of the heat pooling in her abdomen. Her cunt was slick with her arousal and she sneaked a hand towards the little nub down there, only to have her hand swatted away.

“Don’t you dare.” Parting her cheeks with a practiced motion, Sasuke lined himself with her dripping slit and teased her. He heard her whine in anticipation and suppressed a laugh when she wiggled her bottom at him. Hinata seemed to have caught on to his amusement and turned around to glare at him to the best of her ability.

“Eager are we ?”

“Sasuke, don’t tease.”

“But isn’t this what you wanted, my little nymph ?”

Hinata’s nostrils flared up with embarrassment as she turned back and faced the headrest of their bed with a huff. The atmosphere which had been so sexually charged a minute ago had seemed to soften down. He stroked her back and leaned down to kiss her reddening ear. He pressed into her with ease and started moving, his hips snapping back and forth. 

The bed creaked under them and the headrest hit the wall with every jerk. She grasped the wooden bar of the headrest and pushed herself up, her back coming in contact with his front. A hand made its way to her left breast and long fingers squeezed her nipple. She arched further into him, putting all her weight onto the bar which in turn snapped into half, causing her to fall face first into the mattress. Sasuke used this opportunity to shove her face further into the sheets as he pounded into her. 

Hinata’s moans reverberated through the room as she climaxed, screaming out Sasuke’s name with every breath. Sasuke followed, his quieter moans ringing into Hinata’s ears like music. Collapsing next to her, he gathered her limp body in his exhausted arms and tucked her underneath his chin.

“I hope I wasn’t too rude. It’s hard for me to be an asshole to you”

“You weren’t. I asked you to do this for me, Sasuke. Thank you. I love you.”

“I love you too but you owe me a new bed frame.”