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Oh My Swirls!

(Needed to draw something cute and charming!)

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i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

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really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

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Some Yokai criminal touch-ups to make them more unique

My favourite is malmaiden, look how cute she came out aaaa

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Hi hii ykw fan!!!! Can you draw casanono

👉👈 pleeasee

(Also stay safe)

HELLOOO! AND.. Y'KNOW WHAT... SURE!!!!!

I just recently started liking this guy and just by drawing him.. I LOVE HIM MORE.. ARHGHJGKL

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE CALLING ME GAY FOR THIS THOUGH IM SO SAD

Also

I just had to draw them interacting. They're both the same kind of pathetic... DHJDSFKLG

AND THANK YOU!! The cyclone has been postponed to later today/tomorrow so I'm preparing to be ready for that!!

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

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My bobert gjinka

Pls ignore the poop doodle i thought it was funny i’m a comedian

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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

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don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.