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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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More luke fanart
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Friendly reminder
The last time R2 was told to stay with the ship was on Mustafar. Anakin, the Jedi he loved most, the one who had been with him through everything, told him to wait. So R2 stayed. He obeyed. He watched Anakin disappear into that building, and that became the last time he ever saw him as the person he once was.
That moment wasn’t just a turning point for Anakin. It was one for R2 as well. He never saw Anakin again after that day. Not the real Anakin. Not the one who treated him like more than a droid. That goodbye, though silent, was final. R2 never got closure. Just loss.
So when Luke tells R2 to stay behind, R2 refuses. Because in his memory, staying put means never seeing someone again. It means losing someone you care about and being powerless to stop it.
R2 doesn’t disobey out of stubbornness. He does it out of fear. Out of love. Out of pain. He doesn’t want to make the same mistake again.
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stranded
been hiking recently and have been loving the sweet dungeon meshi vibes, there's something very pnw about it too now that i think of it
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SHALLOW GRAVE MENTION!!!
Mock poster for funsies
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Mock comic style of that one scene in dagobah!
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I know the hilt is a little too long and the blade is a little too short but I like it so who cares?
I fell down a rabbit hole of picture of old matchbox designs and idk I guess that inspired this drawing of Luke’s lightsaber
#Star Wars#lightsaber#Luke skywalker#sw#clone wars#darth Vader#anakin skywalker#Leia organa#Princess Leia#padme amidala#padmé amidala
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Some fun out of context things from tonight's over an hour long game changer episode







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I’m forever upset they deleted this scene
@retro-star-wars-strikes-back
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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
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I wish the Mandalorian had come out earlier. I feel like there was so much potential for cringy DinLuke bullshit that only 2015 would have truly taken full advantage of. Tell me why I can only find a handful of poorly done DinLuke imagines on youtube?? Bring back cringe, please, I need it.
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