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My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me My friends don’t hate me

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

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Oh he’s DIVORCED divorced

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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People really don’t tell you how being physically active regularly makes you really fucking horny. Like really fucking horny

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reading musician's autobiography got to be the most damaging things you could do to your pysche

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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how do i have a thriving sex life while not going out on a lot of dates and also not only having sex with people with as minimal experience that i have without paying for it. and also having sex with a woman.

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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Give all of Joe Trohman’s pain to Tyson Ritter

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Love my friends 💋

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She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

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Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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God I’m so happy I started my social media journey on tumblr & was deeply irrelevant in all of the fandoms I was in. I was allowed to be cringe, I was allowed to be free. And most importantly my brain wasn’t rotted by parasocial nonsense god bless