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Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

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my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

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oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

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Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

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eating an orange by myself and refusing to give you any slices and handing you the rind with HATE written in sharpie on the inside

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𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒔 🌧

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dont pog at me young man

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my character in tf2 when i get sniped halfway across the map

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LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

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Cozy snail cozy snail cozy snail

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so what if cain murdered abel. maybe abel sucked.