imagine if marx wrote the way donald trump speaks
Look, We can bring class struggle back. That I will tell you. We’re bringing it back. Okay? And I understand what you’re saying. And I get that from so many people. ‘Is class struggle dead?’ They are asking me the question, ‘Is class struggle dead?’ And the proletariat is in trouble. That I can tell you. Okay? It’s in trouble. But we’re going to bring class struggle back.
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noah fence but hollywood producers and film makers and whatnot are so fucking stupid like who the fuck fights in a leather bikini? ur gonna put batman in a teflon coated g string next time? idiots
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Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.
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im at church and my mom is giving a sermon on drugs and made everybody say ‘im high on god’ out loud together
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there’s really nothing worse than remembering at 10:30 that your sheets are still in the dryer
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i think we should get rid of time zones and just let everyone decide for themselves what time it is
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hey ….. i know it’s a little late but ….. rip vine…
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Demogorgons: *go anywhere near the kids*
Steve:
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honestly this is the best headline ever written
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me, riding a bike: wow this is just like in stranger things
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