Perfect, recruit handsome boy to be my partner in crime; check. Are you a guest or an employee?
Certainly.
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Does that mean you'll help me.
That sounds pretty evil. I like it.
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Step two is moving everything a foot to the left and then watch as everyone starts to run into things.
Did someone change around the lobby? It looks nice!
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The movie would beg to differ. Just another Shark Week atrocity.
Yeah I do, but I don't swim, least of all in this pool. It's kind of a cesspit.
Ghost shark? Damn. That’d be a hell of a way to go.
What? Don’t you work here?
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Who knows...maybe a ghost shark will come out of nowhere and bam. You're gone.
I could, but I don't swim.
Hey it’s just the pool right? I mean how much damage can I do? You could just join me.
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Technically no one has clearance seeing as the lifeguard's off duty and we'll be fucked if you drown.
I’ve got clearance.
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That's because no one else is supposed to be here, yourself included.
Sorry, I was just trying to blow some steam off. Didnt know anyone else would be here.
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Oh, I don't actually care as long as you clean up after yourself. I'm just letting you know.
— Huh? Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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You know you're not supposed to be here right? The pool's closed.
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"Birthday party at the beach :)"
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The hotel has nicer stuff. Come on, I know where it is.
That’s because I’ve never done drugs. It’s the hotels, I’m just drinking it.
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'You sound like you're on drugs'? That's what people who've never done drugs say. Besides this champagne really is shit, like why are you drinking this? Someone needs to crack open the nice stuff.
Stop asking me questions, you sound like you’re on drugs.
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Are you kidding me? The champagne is shit. Who ordered this? Are these leftovers? Where is this even from?
Maybe this day isn’t so bad. Champagne’s pretty good.
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So what are you, a writer or something?
Go ahead, they’re nothing private.
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Your musings? Can I see, or are they private musings?
Not at all, simply scribbling down my musings.
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