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So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit
#still stands#but despite everything its still me#almost lost my whimsy and myself in the process#the fact that I didnt even unlock grey hair is egregious
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So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit
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when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos




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Elderly woman seeking shelter from the rain voice: Hello dearie. Would you be so kind as to let me stay the nigh–oh. You would? Oh. No, no, I’m very grateful, it’s just that *discards my mortal disguise* it’s just that–okay stop screaming–I’m actually a powerful faerie sorceress and I was kind of, god this is awkward, expecting you to deny me shelter? So that I could curse you for your hubris? Yeah I don’t actually need a place to stay this was just a weird little test I wanted to do for no reason. Yeah it sounds dumb when I say it out loud I’m just gonna go
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This slaps harder than anything the Beetles ever released
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making bad posts to test the mutuals loyalty to me
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#whattttt?? and how was it? dang I'm so jealous now#it was my DREAM as a kid to travel in the trunk of a car but no one ever let me#and later in life my friends with drivers licenses were all too responsible for me to ask them this#(im pretty sure its not even legal to be in the trunk of a moving car but now I still really want to try it out ahhh)
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mutuals to walk through the farmer's market and share strawberries with
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rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type
#no I just need to see people's personality in some way to find them attractive#style and tattoos usually are a good way to express some parts of yourself but these people had the blankest generic style. like a wall#most of them are actors (i think) so it makes sense but still
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im so tired i just want to go to a forest and let it claim me
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Reblog and put your latest online purchase in the tags.
#an lgbtq fairy tale book#oh no wait do concert tickets count? because then that was the latest thing i bought#(btw those dinosaur bandaids must be adorable!! I usually just buy the boring plain ones but now I want cute ones too)
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