new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.
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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me
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Oh sweet i can get ROCKS and STICKS in my shawarma
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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