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this is the single greatest interaction in all of television history

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wow i havent been in the rpc in such a long time but does anyone have any recs for discord (mumu) town/apartment rps (or anything of that kind) or would anyone want to join a small discord mumu rp 

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Neymar via Instagram | 02.11.17

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proof that b99 and pjo take place in the same universe

“but if you’re here, who’s guarding hades?” — holt (s2, ep2)

“should we play capture the flag?” — jake (s2, ep5)

“thank you, terry’s fanny, and thank you poseidon, great god of the sea!” — gina (s2, ep12)

the character, “hercules thikalonos,” eleanor’s husband

“how poetic. it will hang just out of reach, like tantalus’s fruit.” — holt (s5, ep4)

“yes, that’s where i got the inspiration from, greek mythology, not an episode of the nickelodeon show, ‘guts.’”— jake (s5, ep4)

“i’ve already got my cover story worked out. my name is dante thunderstone. i stole my first car at the tender age of nine.” — jake / “you had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightning.” — doug judy / “while she was pregnant with me. she passed. i lived. some say that makes zeus my dad.” — jake (s2 ep10)

when will andy samberg tell us the truth

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Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

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"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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an angel

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a tip for writing female characters: don’t be afraid to make her feral. just absolutely batshit. her actual intelligence? that can vary. but bring out the chaotic stupid tendencies. embrace her as a one brain cell enemy of the state

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Customer (derogatory)

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have random rafa gifs…