rob. 25. she/him. lesbian. i prefer masc terms. i talk about musicals and doctor who EU. art tag is #my art.png
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
#its really fun being in a mixed group of cultures bc sometimes this sort of thing just straight up stops applying lol#at my last job everyone else was southeast asian or indian and one (1) other white person#and i was like “no i was fine really; my mother never hit me anywhere but the face” and people laughed and said how/where/what with their#parents would hit them. and the one white dude was looking at us like we were fucking insane. it was kind of nice to be in a crowd where#i wasn't the weird one. the one childhood convo where the reaction in this post doesn't happen#i was fucking flabberghasted that my mate who literally grew up on a military base couldn't relate. genuinely v surprised#especially because he is the person in my life that this post usually most applies to. the way i would fist fight his dad (and die lol)#idk. i do think i should be allowed to kill like. 3 of my mates' families. and give some stern words to a few others#like who the fuck puts their kids inheretence ENTIRELY in crypto and makes their disabled children pay rent. jesus christ.
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Fujoshi Romana Wants to Know
#look i hate to be basic and i do ADORE torvin and i'm on a massive torvin kick rn bc its a great way to torture narvin AND andred#but brax/narvin is my forever home. it sucks and all the decor is fucking clowncore bullshit but it IS my home and i shall always return#narvin/torvald!andred is the thinking man's ship and i know that. it's just that i am not always a thinking man 😔#sometimes i just have to go with what's most likely to make narvin make all those fun outraged spluttery noises u know#oh god no do i have a comfort ship lmao#also... i didn't see narvin/war!master before i blacked out and slammed the braxnarv button. but. intriguing...#i shall have to listen to their appearances together and report back. i hope he hurts him 🥰
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very often, my justification for shipping or headcanoning something is this: it's funny
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someone grab me a #joe starling beverage to go with these posts.
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i need. to hurt him. i need him to feel like a ragdoll that has unfortunately become the favoured toy of some kind of fanged creature. i need him struggling to breathe
#i also need like. a snack or something. but mostly that!!!!#the fanged creature is leela probably. werewolf!leela should have gotten to throw him around a bit 🤭💕
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Tumblr Sexy Doctor


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the way that Leela sounds when Arcadian pretends to give her back her sight... all those little noises...
#YES LITERALLY 😭#i skipped that part this listen because leela because that sad is too much for me#i can deal with narvin getting exploded and tortured all day. but leela? absolutely not i will sob
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sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor
#!!!#evidence: i just laid on my bed instead of the floor and accidentally napped for 2 hours. you know where that problem doesn't occur? floor
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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#under 50 butmore than 3. probablly about 10 now?#all but one of romana i's serials plus 3 of leelas plus rememberance of the daleks
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susan: grandfather and I don't come from earth susan: oh, it's ages since we've seen our planet susan: it's quite like earth, but at night the sky is a burned orange, and the leaves on the trees are bright silver susan: try filming that, you cash-strapped bbc fucks
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I understand why you wish to softly and sweetly redeem this horrible old man but I want him a bitch. I want him to die a bitch.
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eeeeeeee i just got an email about a meetup for my phd cohort 🥹😭 it's actually happening lads
#both in a “omg i'm finally a Real Scientist” way but also in a “the admin was fucked up and i thought maybe i wasn't funded” way lmao#I'M GONNA BE A DOCTOR* (in 3 to 4 working years ajshshsgsgsg)#but you know what. it's better than 4 years of working in finance 😎👍#today fucking slaps guys#phd shit
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putting narvin in a t-shirt would go the same way as those videos where people put their cats in clothes and they just kind of. stop functioning.
NARVIN. YOUR ROBE SUCKS. GET A ROBE THAT'S EASIER TO DRAW IN MOTION.
#now i have the mental image of leela dragging narvin along on a cat leash after he's flopped‚ like that one gif#narvin
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THE devotionshipping trope is "are they loyal to me or to my title" and the answer HAS to be that they genuinely don't differentiate between the two and are confused and slightly alarmed by the question
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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