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however did I live before the crc app

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no no there is a historical argument to be made here. perfectly acceptable linguistic opinion

a new & correct linguistic theory just dropped

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actually it's not "carbon dioxide" that makes bread rise, it's the tiny yeast ghosts trying to get out of the dough

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I heard it as "lashon harah lamed hay go to hell the easy way". not sure which I think is more funny

jewish culture is everyone saying “lashon hara lamed hay spell it backwards go that way” in middle school even though you don’t actually believe in hell

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would a bird singing be comperable to instrumental or vocal music or not music at all? Not just a bird tweeting but like when a parrot immatates song on purpose? what if I sang along?

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i love translators’ notes. i love seeing a little footnote that’s like “compare my good and grass-touching translation to the STUPID translations of smith and johnson, who rendered the passage ‘xyz’ because their heads are so far up their ass they’re giving ouroboroses body dysmorphia” or “this sentence isn’t translated very well, but that’s because the author wasn’t making any FUCKING sense”

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Finished When the Angels Left the Old Country by Sacha Lamb. and like okay everytime I finish a book I decide it is the Best Book Ever Written. and always No But This Time For Real

(but this time for real)

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I ask now the age-old question:

Should I bentch or do I still want to eat more?

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According to all known laws of culinary arts, there is no way that a kli shelishi should be able to not cook. Its heat is too great to not alter the food item. The kli shelishi, of course, doesn't cook anyways. Because Halakha doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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The joy this brought me…. Unspeakable

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

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