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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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It's us

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are we gonna talk about the part where ruby says conrad made a nice world because............... girl what. that entire scene i hoped she was bluffing because listen, i get trying to connect with him on an emotional level to lower his defenses but. the dude created a misogynistic, homophobic and ableist world where trans/nb people don't even exist. and you're gonna tell me it was nice because it could've been worse???? and you're gonna mean it???????

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A wonderful little mood brightener created by indiarosecrawford

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I procrastinate so much that I have a gaping hole of dread inside my chest where I think my other emotions are supposed to go. unless a potential employer is reading this, in which case I don’t do that & I have all the normal emotions that human beings have & I love capitalism

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You can actually only call it hubris if the gods/consequences ever catch you. Otherwise it's just sparkling genius.

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ripleys you dont even wanna know

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reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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