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I’m going to be a changed person when I see shadow and bone season 2 (I’ll be worse)

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an incredibly cursed idea: rereading grishaverse books in alphabetical order

the order of all books, short stories, etc. in alphabetical order would be:

-crooked kingdom

-demon in the wood

-king of scars

-language of thorns

-lives of the saints

-ruin & rising

-rule of wolves

-shadow & bone

-siege & storm

-six of crows

-the tailor (the genya story)

shoutout to @bibibi-backstreets-back-alright for coming up with this cursed concept!!

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broke: mal-alina-nikolai love triangle

woke: alina shipping zoyalai

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SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2 SNEAK PEEKS WE WIN!!!

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things my friends & I have said as grishaverse characters:

alina: *frowns* I wanna kick it like an empty tissue box

mal: electric mixer on medium my ass! we’re going the old-fashioned way!

darkling: I love gaslighting women!!!

genya: I’m storing a tampon in my bra *pats chest* it’s where my uterus is

zoya: I heard bullying and harassment and I want in

nikolai: I have the mind of a master. I am a mastermind. 

tolya: racist jokes aren’t funny. what’s funny are jokes about doors!

tamar: what can I say? I’m only a lesbian with an army of straight men that will gladly do my bidding

david: I’m not intimidated by just lesbians, I’m intimidated by everyone!!

kaz: that’s what the fanny packs are for: petty theft

inej: I may be absolutely exhausted but at least I’m on level 136 in solitaire!

jesper: jesus may have been watching, but was a jury of my peers?

wylan: we don’t have a token gay, we’ve got an entire piggy bank!!

nina: you know, sometimes you have to sit on a stump and pout about men

matthias: nose-goes means NOTHING in war!

(shoutout to my good friend @bibibi-backstreets-back-alright for originally saying the nikolai & jesper quotes!!)

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had to pick a character with lots of development to write about for my literature class so naturally I picked zoya nasyalensky (maybe I’ll post the actual assignment later...)

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who else is ready for the shadow & bone season 2 shitposts bc I know I am

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every day I wake up & I hope that we get another original score recording with the release of shadow & bone season 2

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my friend got me a goat stuffed animal so obviously I named him milo!! this is the greatest day of my life!!

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the fact that I kin both alina and nikolai is a cursed existence.