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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 20

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"As tempting as your offer may be, I am a man of principles.... And they bribed me first."

"Think twice about playing games with me; I will blow you to pieces."

"I'm not an expert, I'm not an authority - I'm just an extremely accomplished murderer who spent my adult life successfully evading capture."

"You don't know me. You don't know anything about me."

"For three men to keep a secret, two of them have got to be dead."

"Oh yes, I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now."

"You must never underestimate me, nor I you."

"It's not easy. Butchering people is hard work."

"Do this right and this job will put us back on the map."

"It's hard stabbing people!"

"And I had you down as a goody two-shoes!"

"If what we're doing doesn't get under your skin, you're either more screwed up than I thought, or you're kidding yourself."

"Do you have any idea how many enemies I have out there?"

"I can delay this, but it won't go away."

"I'm not in the business of being fair! I'm in the business of making money!"

"You've gone soft. We're going to fix that, for your own benefit."

"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence?"

"I don't think he killed anybody like the newspapers were saying. I think it was you."

"You gave me an empty gun?"

"A head weighs less than a body."

"You dismiss me at your peril."

"Does anyone know you're here?"

"You have some very 'interesting' friends."

"I think you used me before, and I think you're using me now."

"Any lock can be picked if you know how."

"Is it possible that you're upset because the article doesn't mention you?"

"I've done a lot of things for you in the past, but this? No way."

"I'll keep that in mind in case I ever kill somebody."

"I know what you're afraid of me. It's okay; I'd be afraid too."

"It's different being on this side, isn't it?"

"If you don't do this, I'll have you killed. Nothing personal; it's just business."

"There are two things I never forget: faces, and being fucked over!"

"I must warn you that my patience is not inexhaustible."

"Remember when we had that conversation about how you were going to lay low?"

"I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down."

"If anyone gets nosy, just shoot them."

"You are incredibly evil."

"We stay out of other people's business out here, if you catch my drift."

"You know, you're a marvellously deceptive man."

"Together we'll trick the world!"

"And that is exactly what bad ethics and zero impulse control will get you!"

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A  FUCKED  UP  KISSING  MEME  bc  who  needs  soft  kisses  when  you  can  have  This   !

(   send  me   ‘  💔  ’   to  generate  the  angsty  way  that  our  muses  kiss.  feel  free  to  specify  a  number  or  who  is  kissing  who  if  you’d  like.   )

a  kiss  when  it’s  not  wanted.

a  kiss  when  it’s  not  allowed.

a  violent  kiss.

a  bloody  kiss.

a  lying  kiss.

a  kiss  as  a  warning.

a  kiss  on  an  injury  your  muse  gave  to  mine.

a  kiss  on  an  injury  my  muse  gave  to  yours.

a  kiss  accompanying  your  muse  injuring  mine.

a  kiss  accompanying  my  muse  injuring  yours.

a  drunk  /  drugged  kiss.

a   ‘  goodbye  ’   kiss.

a   ‘  please  ’   kiss.

an   ‘  i’m  sorry  ’   kiss.

an   ‘  i’ll  be  back  ’   kiss.

a  kiss  to  gain  control.

a  kiss  to  give  up  control.

a  kiss  that  draws  blood.

a  kiss  with  tears.

a  kiss  that  won’t  be  remembered.

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Got something for me? Daddy's bored.-JM

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bossmademestartablog​:

Moran takes Jim’s ‘play nice’ as a threat, and shrugs to relieve some tension in the car. “Steady on, sir. Just a conversation between two of your favorite people.”

He’s still not sure how to take this. Does Jim truly care for them equally, or is he toying with the two of them? The chances of both are about equal, and Moran is no fan of insecurity.

Jim snorts softly at Moran’s placating tone, eyes taking in the both of them.  “Pity really, she so enjoys biting.” He replies playfully, Mori fidgeting lightly, fingering a silver chain around her neck, a collar that the charm is laying sideways on her neck from all the excitement from before. Jim’s hand gently slides the charm back around, a small silver ring with cat ears and a black diamond spider charm inside it.  He sighs, leaning back. “Now is the time for any questions either of you have, anything can be said without punishment.” He replies softly, hoping Moran will actually take this opportunity. He wants them both. Loves them both, but Mori is a bit more...affectionate and emotionally available, something the Criminal needs from time to time. He doesn’t have to always be the untouchable Moriarty in front of her, like he does his Tiger. 

Would you rather Sherlock be winked out of existence, or me?

“I don’t like either possibility, next question.”

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bossmademestartablog​:

Moran catches that, too. But he’s not quite sure what the word could’ve been. Perhaps ‘love,’ but possibly also ‘lunkhead.’ Considering Jim changed course mid-word, he doesn’t comment on the slip—but he does log that away to mull over later.

“No one said I can’t do the bloody places. It’s that I won’t. The southern United States is as humid as India, but as barren in big game as a Tesco car park. It holds no interest for me.”

The fae queen’s question rankles, as he’s not fond of discussing his… whatever it is with Jim, particularly not with a fit girl like her. But he shrugs that off and maintains confidence to answer. “Dunno. These things just sort of happen. Wake up one day, and you realize you’ve been in the thick of it for years.”

It’s true that he doesn’t quite remember. Things just fuzzily confected a relationship of some kind a few years back. But not being able to remember all the sordid details is a bit of a blessing, too. Means he doesn’t have to give them over to curious parties like Mori.

Yes, Jim had almost said the word love to the man who seems to break out in hives when the word is even whispered, so yes, he thought better of it and cut himself off, not without Mori catching it, of course, the meddlesome creature.  Mori snorts softly at his lovely descriptions as she nods. “I actually meant the ban on the Southern States were for me, but glad that we agree, nothing there but fields and dollar generals.” She rolls her eyes lightly. For her, its a far more deadlier consequence, going back there, but she is not in a sharing mood, and Moran didn’t ask her.  She nods. “I get that, Jimmy is like a whirlwind, you either learn to weather the storm or you get pummeled by it.” She shrugs lightly. Okay, so he doesn’t like her that much, she can deal with that. She’s not everyone’s cup of tea. She’s used to it.  Jim sighs deeply. “Play nice, darlings, Daddy’s had a long day.” He coos, and something tells him that its only going to get longer. 

Would you rather Sherlock be winked out of existence, or me?

“I don’t like either possibility, next question.”

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thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger​:

“I know you do, Jimmy,” He replies, smirking at the smaller man. “What do you want? Ropes? Tie? Handcuffs?” He offers as he makes his way to their supply. As he waits he grabs a wand and a couple other vibrating toys as well.

His eyes widen at the array of toys being selected for this, teeth sinking into his bottom lip, he whines softly.  “Uh, ropes, please.” He replies, fidgeting, slightly breathless. He is very excited for this. He loves it when his Tiger takes charge. 

Kinda want to tie a man to the bed and use a vibrator on him until he’s a whining, crying, squirming mess. -You know who.

"I....you should get on that then." He replies, squirming, stripping, and hurrying to the bed, his Tiger has a wonderful night for them planned, after all. @thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger

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thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger​:

“Oh, so you are interested then?” He asks with a smirk, slowly making his way towards Jim, watching as he stripped down and hurries to the bed. “I had been a little worried it would be too much for you, Jimmy.”

His eyes darken at the words as he shrugs. “Who knows, Tiger, but you know I like to test my limits as well as yours sometimes.” He replies, naked and waiting for him. “So, I do believe that you should do your worst.” 

Kinda want to tie a man to the bed and use a vibrator on him until he’s a whining, crying, squirming mess. -You know who.

"I....you should get on that then." He replies, squirming, stripping, and hurrying to the bed, his Tiger has a wonderful night for them planned, after all. @thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger

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bossmademestartablog​:

He feels vindication upon finding out they were going to Scotland in the first place. “I bloody well knew it. But I’ll go wherever you need me to go, sir.”

Most of his dislike for Scotland is a joke, but there is something about the boggy wasteland that is truly unappealing. Moran guesses it’s the people.

Jim rolls his eyes lightly at Sebastian’s words, sighing deeply. “I know you will lo-Moran.” He replies, whew that was close. Mori smirks, having caught that almost slip, fascinating.  “Can’t do Scotland, can’t do the Southern part of The States.” Jim mutters, phone to his ear as he makes different arrangements for them.  Ireland! Perfect, they can do that then, just adds a bit longer in this car then. Mori sighs, clearly bored as she looks over at Moran. “So how long has...this been a thing?” She asks curiously, just trying to get to know their...third...her competition? Whatever this ends up being. 

Would you rather Sherlock be winked out of existence, or me?

“I don’t like either possibility, next question.”

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Kinda want to tie a man to the bed and use a vibrator on him until he’s a whining, crying, squirming mess. -You know who.

"I....you should get on that then." He replies, squirming, stripping, and hurrying to the bed, his Tiger has a wonderful night for them planned, after all. @thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger

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thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger​:

In that case, I’m on my way home, you have got to see this. -SMM

Happy April 1st, darIing. And of course, it’s me and when I see things like this, I have to buy them. -SMM

It’d better be you dressed up fuzzy or in black lingerie complete with six more legs with stockings and suspenders on them. There is no in between.-JMMM Happy Fool’s Day love.-JMM He sits there with a smile on his face, eagerly awaiting this, for this is surely a sight to behold.

I got you a pet tarantula <3 -SM

.....Sebastian Augustus Moriarty-Moran, you had better be fecking joking. You know I detest things with eight legs.-JMM

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thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger​:

Would…would you be interested in a sexy spider costume? -SMM

There is no tarantula, kitten, don’t worry about that. But there may be a spider costume. -SMM

I mean...I’m not opposed to a sexy spider costume, if its you in it.-JMMM Good, you had me worried, I know there is love, its you, after all.-JMM

I got you a pet tarantula <3 -SM

.....Sebastian Augustus Moriarty-Moran, you had better be fecking joking. You know I detest things with eight legs.-JMM

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thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger​:

Well good thing I just bought myself a spider costume isn’t it? -SMM

…or is that a bad thing? -SMM

..Is it a sexy spider costume? I cannot believe that I just asked that.-JMM Not a bad thing, allow me to stop the heart attack I am currently going through.-JMM

I got you a pet tarantula <3 -SM

.....Sebastian Augustus Moriarty-Moran, you had better be fecking joking. You know I detest things with eight legs.-JMM

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I got you a pet tarantula <3 -SM

.....Sebastian Augustus Moriarty-Moran, you had better be fecking joking. You know I detest things with eight legs.-JMM

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send a symbol for a text!!

ღ for an affectionate text ϟ for a drunk text ☠ for a final text ✫ for a text meant for someone else ¢ for a late night text ∞ for a half asleep text ✯ for an early morning text ➳ for an apologetic text ♭ for an angry text

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Love men with extreme trauma that are covered in dirt or blood

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bossmademestartablog​:

Moran rubs the bridge of his nose in annoyance. He could feel himself beginning to leer, and didn’t plan on stopping himself. All part of the Moran family charm, but Jim’s gone and pointed it out and made it awkward–not to mention this is following a sort of love confession from him. It leaves him feeling a bit confused, and bit more like he’d rather even be in Scotland right now than in this car.

“Yeah, I know he does,” he grumbles, and nudges Jim’s knee with his own as Jim makes some sort of arrangements over the phone. “He’s a prick.”

Jim doesn’t know the first thing about trying to get his two loves to get along. He’s never done this before and yes, this is certainly not the proper way, but it is the Jim Moriarty way. He’s still a bit put out the other man thought that he was completely gay. But eh, others have made the same assumption, he wonders if its his impeccable dressmanship or his flair for the dramatic. Oh well, they’re wrong either way. “Your prick.” Jim answers almost immediately, gently returning the nudge to his knee. Sighing, he puts the phone away.  “We are now going to be going into Ireland instead of Scotland, I do hope that pleases his Lordship?” He replies, rolling his eyes playfully, Mori snorting softly at his words.  Really, the things he does `for these two. 

Would you rather Sherlock be winked out of existence, or me?

“I don’t like either possibility, next question.”

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