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(via $4.6 billion and 40,000 jobs lost—thanks to the artistry of our politicians. : r/clevercomebacks)
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i love to use my pedestrian right of way... youre not going lol
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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Can we make an inverse penis poll? (A penis facing left, where the most votes should be on the balls)
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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage
don’t make everything about phan
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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row
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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).
Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife
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Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags
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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.
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