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parks and rec (2009-2015)

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Day 73 of ‘watch this old/funny Starkid video’

Just Meredith for several minutes. Brilliant.

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disco spider

bringing this classic rap song back…

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The Santiago drunkenness scale.

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This is the worst thing I’ve ever done bye

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woot

some jake & amy fic recs

I was asked by a few different people for some recs for Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine so here I am, compiling them into one big post and sharing them publicly. 

genre: fluff/romance, all of which are canon or canon-adjacent.

In which they get together (in a canon-divergent manner) and cute stuff happens. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1203280

Email fic! Epistolary! https://archiveofourown.org/works/3830671

5+1 times they text. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5206751 

Jake goes down on Amy for a bet. https://archiveofourown.org/works/3149516

Established relationship fluff. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4048582

More established relationship 5+1 fluff. https://archiveofourown.org/works/4297380/chapters/9737979

Prequel to the series; how Jake and Amy became friends. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2702417

Anything by this author is gold. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1661210 

Behind the scenes look at Jake and Amy at Boyle & Linetti Wedding. https://archiveofourown.org/works/10591290

Established relationship fluff, again. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5182847

Coda for Halloween III episode. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5540675

Behind the scenes look at all of Jake and Amy’s interactions in season two. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2377175/chapters/5250683

5+1 times they drive in a car. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1368241

genre: angst, all canon-adjacent or canon-divergent.

While he’s undercover, Jake talks to his team. (Sort of.) https://archiveofourown.org/series/266599

Post-undercover!Jake PTSD exploration. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2347295 

Amy sort-of-not-really-dies and Jake falls apart. https://archiveofourown.org/series/378144 

Amy goes undercover and Jake loses his shit. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7513294/chapters/17078890 

Amy gets cancer, they both deal. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11466108/chapters/25707804 

Jake copes with his breakup with Sophia, and Amy is there. https://archiveofourown.org/works/3441179/chapters/7544303

some great alternate universes: 

Bartender and customer AU which I adored. https://archiveofourown.org/works/9574613 

Jake and Amy go undercover… but together. https://archiveofourown.org/works/1490047/chapters/3145585

If Jake and Amy worked at different precincts and met at a police convention, through the years. https://archiveofourown.org/works/14490549/chapters/33474753

personal favourite:

Post-Florida reunion. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7767271/chapters/17714389

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please watch edgar allan poe’s murder mystery dinner party its a gift to humanity 

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Good Janet pretending to be Neutral Janet

D’Arcy Carden has now played: 

Good Janet

Bad Janet

Good Janet pretending to be Bad Janet 

Neutral Janet 

Chidi!Janet

Eleanor!Janet

Jason!Janet

Tahani!Janet

Eleanor!Janet pretending to be Jason!Janet

Jason!Janet pretending to be Eleanor!Janet 

Also Good Janet was rebooted a lot so, many alternate versions of Good Janet

Also there was that one episode where she played like, Not In Use Janets that just rolled around 

Just�� D’Arcy Carden man. 

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Citizens of Pawnee

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ice clown

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parks and rec is the greatest show to grace the earth

Reasons why Parks and Rec deserved an Emmy

- Set in small-town Indiana, still manages to have 40% of it’s ensemble cast be POC, and not one of them is a token either

- 40% of the cast are women. ¾ are POC. All of them are badasses. 

- Every single fucking episode is funny. Seriously. 

- Perd fucking Hapley. I can’t even explain, you just have to watch 

- Pawnee citizens holy hell 

- The flawless political commentary behind the Langman’s and the Male Men 

- The scene in Comeback Kid where Get On Your Feet is playing and they’re all struggling to walk on ice 

- Chris Traeger and his mental illness. They worked it in so that it was comedic, but if it glorified anything, it was asking for help and accepting it. 

- Okay just Chris in general 

- Gary Jerry Larry Terry Gary Gergich Gengurch Gergich 

- Donna, the character who is exactly who she needs to be throughout her life. She acknowledges the need to change her behavior occasionally, but it doesn’t dent her confidence one bit. 

- Ann Meredith Perkins, you beautiful sun-ray nurse. The best friend everyone needs. Quirky and grounded and intelligent. 

- THE FUCKING SAPERSTEINS 

- ESPECIALLY JEAN-RALPHIO 

- Everything Tom Haverford has ever said 

- Ben fucking Wyatt. I can’t even elaborate without crying and combusting. Much better nerd than any weasel from The Big Bang Theory. Feminist. Best Husband Ever. 

- ANYTIME BEN OR LESLIE ARE DRUNK HOLY SHIT 

- Cones of Dunshire and Requiem for a Tuesday 

- FUCKING ICE TOWN 

- April Blart, Mall Cop 

- April’s character development *heart eyes* 

- Andy and April’s love 

- Mouse Rat and hits like The Pit, Catch Your Dream, and - 5000 CANDLES IN THE WIND 

- LIL SEBASTIAN 

- Bert Macklin, FBI 

- Johnny and Johnathan Karate 

- Andy Dwyer, secret genius 

- Ron Swanson, the manliest man to ever man, owner of the world’s best character development, hater of Canada and vegans, beautiful beautiful man 

- Duke fucking Silver 

- I dig your groovy tunes man

- Ben and Leslie’s healthy, realistic, and beautiful relationship 

- Benslie proposal 

- Benslie wedding 

- Ben’s triplets freakout 

- the BOX 

- Amy Poehler plays the most amazing woman to ever grace any screen. Leslie Knope, a socially inept but selfless woman who dedicates her life to public service, her family, and her friends. Deeply flawed main character that wasn’t made lovable by her unfortunate but relatable love of sugar and hatred of vegetables, but instead by her love for others and thoughtfulness and work ethic and optimism. Food habits aside, her character flaws were acknowledged by the writers, her loved ones, and her. No one is an enabler for Leslie Knope’s bad behavior. When she does something shitty, she gets called on it and apologizes. But at the end of the day, hard work and positivity make a difference, and she achieves her dreams. 

- Positivity. The people on this show like each other. They believe in and support each other. They apologize when they’re wrong. They forgive when they’ve been wronged. They go out of their way to make lives better. And it is still funny.

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watch l8r

I normally don’t share videos on here, but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Give it a go! 

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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plz

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come ON eilEEN

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

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fake relationship masterlist (ao3)

for you are my fate by lymans

Summary: Amy has had a lot of great ideas in her lifetime. Telling her cousin she’s dating Jake Peralta and he’ll definitely be attending her destination wedding is not one of them.

Bribery Will Get You Everywhere by Marks

Summary: Jake gets bribed into visiting Santiago’s family for Christmas. It’s not bad, but don’t tell anyone that.

Hands by Diaphenia

Summary: “If we’re going undercover, you’re going to have to be quicker on your feet,” Jake said, insufferably smug. Amy huffed. “Well, this is why I wanted to go over everything with you. Preparation is the soul of… preparedness.”

take me to sturch (stage church) by peraltiagoisland

Summary: Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago are a Classic™ example of a theater rivalry– competing for roles as long as they can remember, striving to be Holt’s favorite student actor (his favorite is Gina, but no one needs to know that).The dynamics of Jake and Amy’s rivalry start to twist when they enter high school, getting cast as romantic leads year after year. They begrudgingly put up with this— until senior year rolls around and they find out that they have to kiss on stage.

everything is easier when you’re home by sergeantsantiago

Summary: Amy Santiago loves her new apartment. One bedroom, one bathroom, good neighborhood and decent rent. One thing she does not love? Her neighbors. More precisely, whoever lives in the apartment that shares a paper thin wall with hers.

Primary and Secondary by Kasuchi

Summary: He pulled his hand away from his face and casually placed it on her thigh. She felt it, warm and heavy, through her jeans. Five times they don’t talk about what happened, and one time they do. 

baby we’re going viral (Buzzfeed99) by orphan_account

Summary: BuzzfeedJake (of Try Guys and Taste Buds fame) and BuzzfeedAmy (of Ladylike and Test Friends fame) discover that since people “ship” them heavily, they must bank on this for views and get “married” to each other for a whole week.

The Most Historic Reunification Since Germany by LaurytheLatrator

Summary: So, even though Amy knew he liked her, and she wasn’t dating anyone anymore, and they’d been dancing around the possibility of a them for ages, Amy was thrusting him into an unequivocally date-like scenario while making it clear they were only friends.

Undercover: Peraltiago Stylez by huffellepuff

Summary: Amy’s plan of ignoring and denying her feelings for Jake until they went away was going fine, thank you very much, until one day they get assigned an undercover case that could completely change her career - and their friendship.

I Think Girls Like Being Deceived by queenamyrulez

Summary: A different version of the ‘Boyle-Linetti Wedding’ episode inspired by the dialogue 'Jenny’s going to think I’m married’ in which Terry is unable to remove the ring and events unfold slightly differently.