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i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running
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sometimes in knitting you just have to go 'nobody but me will notice this mistake' and keep going
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final projects time in ceramics and ppl are like "i'm making a teapot" "i'm making a cute mushroom pitcher" and my ass is over here like "what if i make a big ass hamster cookie jar where u have to put your hand down its throat"
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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!
...what do you mean tommorrow?"
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
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I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.
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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
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