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old punk rock song: 1 2 3 LETS GO igkajk kg fgjdf kjgdkjh kdl kdfhgfkkhfgh swdfkjskghf ??? SHAKFJGHAUFGNHFHNDGH !!!

me: this slaps hard

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hmmm

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everything would be okay if you guys could just grow up and accept cheese as a dessert complement

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This tweet alone should unite Americans in the need to remove this shit-for-brains crybaby from the White House. Any President who would invoke the threat of Civil War in response to his own impeachment is a disgusting, self-serving coward.

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W-what?

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hmmm

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me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

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oh mY FUKCING GOD????

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Imagine being scared of a fat white dude living in his parent’s basement posting 1488 Pepe memes on 4chan and jacking off to anime trap porn from his new gaming computer his mom just bought him because he accidentally spilled mountain due on the last one

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I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

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i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

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My sister-in-law's male cat had kittens. Except they weren't kittens, they were kitten-sized piglets. There were 6 of them, and they were super adorable, but if they didn't nurse right away they would starve and die quickly. So I had to gather them all up and try to get them to nurse on their mother cat who kept wandering off. At one point, I finally got one of the piglet kittens to latch and for some reason he had a beak. So I thought to myself, "How odd that a cat gave birth to baby birds..."

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