I see this type of description format everywhere and it looks like something off a dating site • Engraved Souls and Schaeffer Games are things you should totally ask me about lmao
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Me: Have you lost weight?
Husband: No, I just misplace it and then find it again like an hour later.
Me:
Husband: See, I’ll leave it by the fridge, and then I’ll-
Me: Wait wtf are you talking about?
Husband: The glove!
Me: Wh-
Me: I was asking if you’d lost weight!
Husband: Oh.
#Isami Tries to Love Again#Context: I sometimes practice acrylics on my husband and he uses gloves to protect it when he washes dishes
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Changed nicolas' hair a lil bit, i like it better now
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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂
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So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.
#I was JUST thinking about this video#Also my husband made us a REALLY good homemade ramen and cooked the tofu in with the broth#It soaked the flavor up like a sponge it was delicious#It's like broccoli you have to actually put effort into cooking it for it to be good
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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
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No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!
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one of those "i judge your taste in men" quizzes except it's text-based and i actually like men so this one's not mean <3
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