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i am her
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(via tank.sinatra)
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Hillary’s been missing for a month because she been healing from her new ass and titty implants that’s she’s gonna debut on the inaugural stage in a body con dress with Instagram makeup and a sickening pair of kitten heels….know that!
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we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
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All my friends are Wheat Thins take it slow
Eat them as a snack for on the go
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that vine of the japanese kids pouring monster on a corn dog and then plugging a phone charger into it is the Telepathy Club
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HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER
Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency
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