Chimney “I’ll crawl home to her” Han you’re the only man to ever exist.
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eddie sweetie we will get you out of the closet i promise
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the next 911 episode is going to kill me
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can it be thursday already?
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episode of all time already
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Eddie Diaz, after finding the flimsiest of reasons to pull out of committing seriously to a woman he’s been seeing: Oh thank the Lord Above🙏…let me call my best friend slash coworker whom I babytrapped into raising my son with me (he gets custody if something were to happen to me) about it ♥️
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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Chimney baby I am so sorry for whatever’s happening to you while those hooligans are doing That
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i need “Happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum” to become a known phrase immediately
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Tweedle dumb and dumber lost the GROOM
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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Karen 911 the woman that you are …
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