Everything is in context. Quinn. (she/her). 21+. Ask me about my poetry discord! English nerd who writes occasional meta/analysis posts. No, I do not ship the ot3. Find my fics under cheap-perfume-and-gasoline here and on ao3.
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guys i Just realized. the leverage pilot. is about planes.
that is one hell of a pun thank you leverage
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Dude, people from Portland are so weird. You'll meet a guy and he'll say his name is "Gnar Slabdash," and then, with a straight face, tell you "the 'N' is mostly silent." I hate it there.
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friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:
Do not work on your days off.
"But--"
DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.
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guys i Just realized. the leverage pilot. is about planes.
that is one hell of a pun thank you leverage
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Now that it's Sonic's 34th birthday, SEGA has to do something very special because of an old rule they made. For more information on this, google-
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top
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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon
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The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.
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it just feels right when a librarian is a lesbian. like yea, that's how it's supposed to be
#my aunt is a lesbian librarian#a lesbrarian if you will#i do also call her and her wife my lesbi-aunts#if you were wondering
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i miss getting stickbugged. just want her back
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