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You are the blood in my veins and the heart on my sleeve, the reason I dream and the blessings I breathe. I hope you know that you make me feel complete 🦋✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/CbUvLGFhENHO0mD2W-B6LeSvRe4HB5z3ip3cVc0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
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“Post a pic of this but without your face. Only then it will look pretty” - my sister @ me 🙄🌚🤷♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CQVtVoTBETKDHiPmIL8UY5Y0se8ti14rmjdHNU0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
carpeted kitchen
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when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

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robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
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are you race-faking
RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????
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my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days
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