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Hello!! I was wondering if you got any requests to translate these tweets, and if you didn't, if I could request? 697016567507210242, 1032230251118510080, 765175674306867201, 1036565947799166976. I hope it's not too much, please take your time! They're all mostly about the same thing (characters' cooking abilities! I find it really cool, but google translate isn't making much sense 💔) and the first one is about the teacher trio, sorta! Thank you very much, you work so hard for this fandom 😭❤️






smoking
cooking - cooking renren
cooking hijita
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Super important compilation of the girls looking completely unhinged.
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pausing torture to let the victim know i don’t personally get anything out of this sexually and if i did get off on torture they are nottt the one i would pick bc i find them kind of repulsive lol but anyway yeah i’m not like some kind of pervert this is old fashioned love of the game. you know you’re like kind of unresponsive and shitty to talk to. like i’m giving you information about my life this is a conversation. you should work on that it’s really unpleasant. Anyway so this one is called the “scavengers daughter”
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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight
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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming
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A very nice cat just greeted me like an old friend and escorted me from the bus stop to the shop while meowing conversationally and keeping perfect pace with me the whole way which was already incredibly charming but then it also waited on the corner by the shop, shouted to get my attention when I got out, and then chattered away while walking me back to the bus stop and demanded 5 minutes of little cheek scritches before wandering off into the night?? Who was he. Missed connections me 25M you cat of indeterminate age or gender interests nighttime walks do you wanna hang out again some time
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'ex situationship' is truly the nightmare relationship type. like we weren't ever anything but we were Something and now I mourn it like a relationship and I feel everything I would for that. but we weren't ever anything. so I can't mourn it because it didn't exist. but it Did
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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Thank you everyone with pronouns in bio, pronouns in bio is huge for girls with memory issues, you are saving me so many hours of anxiety and uncertainty by just having pronouns in bio.
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