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You see Perry The Platypus, when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band.
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we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)
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Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m due to descend into madness
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We listen to the same music but i do it in a far gayer and way more transgender way than you
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it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.
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HAHAHA
Tumblr: we fixed the tags guys :)
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dear tumblr, why do you have to be like this.
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what do you mean the year’s ending? i haven’t fixed my life yet
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semen stains the mountain tops
semen stains the mountain tops
every neutral milk hotel song be like “she was born from breastmilk and gods cum *ufo noises*”
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