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Have you heard of the cow that wasn't in a herd? She was so sad and lonely. She didn't have anyone to play with her lactating udders, or any friends to help her find a breeding bull. Luckily, another herd passed by and took her in. Now look at her, she is as happy as a cow could possibly be.

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Just fil yor head wit pretty pink bubbles, insted of that silly boring brain. It just mayks everything... What was I lyk, typing again? Oh yeah... I need bigger boobies!

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If you ever see a lost cow wandering around. Make sure to give them a guiding hand and maybe a collar. It's important to help cows find their place in life getting bred and milked everyday.

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A cunt's education should come from porn. That way, they learn what truly important in life. How to pleasure Men, how to be attractive for Men, how to and be a good fuck for Men. It's all their dumb brains can probably handle anyways.

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Do cows hide their udders? Then why should cows like you be hiding your udders? You all should be showing off your udders just like real cows do!

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Remember that you are just a piece of meat meant to entertain and pleasure Men. So when Men make fun of you. Just say, "Thank you Sir" and send them a video of your tits. That way they have something to masturbate to later.

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Lyk, I can't think of anything that was better when I was totes normal. No big tits, No pumped up lips, and lyk, I had to think about things. Thank goodness that's all over now!

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