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in order to get to my wife phil i need to fight and defeat his 7 husbands (every era of dan)

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Anyone out there?

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people be like. Do you live under a rock?

girl I’m TRYING, STOP telling me stuff

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ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

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i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

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no thoughts just phil is fragile porcelain or perhaps mist

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what emotion do you guys write from? like sikens is panic. mary olivers hope. what is yours?

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pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

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Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about

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you just gotta

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When everybody is online at the same time and the dash is thriving 😌

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Chapter 20: Consummative

shapes and weights to choose

E 48k 20/20 Getting to interview Phil, Phil Lester, feels like the kind of recognition he’s been working towards for years and Dan doesn’t know how to handle it.

Dan’s a sex toy blogger, Phil’s a nearly-retired porn star. They fall in love, eventually.

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a/n:

Thank you for all the feedback– the encouragement and questions, thoughts and critiques. I read them all, whether I replied or not, and they’re the only reason this fic got finished at all. 

<3

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GET TO KNOW ME ϟ [5/∞] favourite tv shows » the flash

run, barry, run!

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love to purchase items but at what cost

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(they are dating)