letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hallo, boi. Tudya I wuz gunnu doo tht uno ting but I did eet und new I r grunded. Ya, eet sooks butt I em okai. Itz getting twrds kistmas und i em askin u fr a bukit o frys agan. I ned dem fur speshel resuns. Speshel. Dats mah neww fav wurd. I dunnew. Sew I puut lutz uf leetle tingies in da adveent calinder fur nut buuk fase an new mah mum sad to geet har rabeez vacz und mi culd kep hr. I wuz alll: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZQQQQQQQM. Boot watevs uder den dat, i ev notin tew write bout. I can unli sai BAEEEEEE!!!!

   Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hei Santie Cauwl!!! Todya I ws mindn mi oin biznuss whn birg olf fiddiy wilkpojn wlks oop und sys i r a bttr write thn u. nd u knw whut i sad? nofin. i jus soket hid fase in. u kn, ej writ lic dis.

A flower waved in the breeze, It waved so softly and so silently, that just staring at it made me feel like the whole world was at peace. I wouldn't dare pick it, for I felt that might wreck the world once again. So, I stood in silence under the sycamore tree on elm street just staring down at the flower that represented the world.

Hrbl rite? i hd hm rite it fr me. eh cam oop wt ig of ta turp uf id hd jus whil i ws stndin thr. cn u belef hw shrt ti tok hm tu rite suh hrror? Sw Santaie CEWlws pt hm an fa noddy lisht. v b

            Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hei Santie Cwpsl!!!! I gut tew coom oot uv mai lytle ruum und new im un tha hallwai. Im gewin dwn tew were I hrd tha nois, und new im at da barrs ov it. OMG! ITZ NUT BUK FASE!!!!!!! I KNW I KNW DAT BRKIN FRM SUMWHERE!!!!! NUT BUK FSEEEEE!!!! Nut buk fase jumped un me an new i am on da grund but dere ar mure ov dose guyz. Dey ar takin newt book fase intew tht plze agan. I GET MAIDDDDDDDD!!!!! I HIT ALL DER FASES WIT MY SPECEL FIST AN DEY ALL FELL UND SAID EWWWWWW. HE PUUNCHED US UND NEW WE AR SAD!!!!! I WUZ SEW CEWL!!!!!!1 I GREBBED NEWT BOOK FASE UND JUMPID UN ALL DERE FASES AN LEFT DEM TO SAI WAT DA HECK? I went ooot und new i am in frnt uf mai hoze agan. Wish mi look Santie Clauz.

    Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hai!!!!! Todya I wuz in ma ruum in tha schuul whn tha guidense conslr cam in un sad that it was tyme to tok aboot mah angr issews. He sad tht I punch ppl ind it needs too stahp. Hi gut meh a buuk un hoow to cuntrul mi self ind I dud nut wunt soo eh celled me perentz ind saed two tham tht I hav to stahp sew thai tuck mei hume und I wuz in mai ruum whn I haed an idear. I opaned mah windew und wint threw ta slyde dwn tha ruf und gew ull tha way to Muscoew agen. Thr i meat mah teporary granma agaen und she sad someting in a weard wai und dees gaiz cam und sad someting tew und new i aim in a plase clled “Русский Тюрьма для собак.” Eet tuuk mei a wyle tu copi tht dwn becuz I hed two chng my keibrd settinz und thn chng thm bck lyke a buss. They sad I cen keep mai cumputer but I cen heir somting familur. I duuno wut it sunds lyke cuz i cnt member boot ill czech eet oout in da murnin.

      Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hei Santie Cerewl!!!! Todya I wes un meh ruum mindin mah uwn bishnezz whn mah daad cam un und sad thet i ndded too fed tha kat. i gt uup und ersked hum whi und eh jus sad cuz. Sew i gut oop und sad nu, und ei sad i ad too. i wuz sew maid that i juss soked hus fase un. Mi ded srted tu cri und i saed bi. eh lift und saed tht i wus grondid fur a riily lung tim. Plz puut hum uun ta noddy lisht!

                                        Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Whi Santwe Cwpsle?! Tdy waz kistmus nd i gt a buket uf friyes insted uf mi oatzmels!!! un nut bouk facez honur i wuz gon prt oatmels on tup ov hur picrtire un mi ruum. u knuw, tha on wit stff frum Mostcow. my mim thout i mijt hav rabees frum not buk fase. Nut mei! I wus az helfy az a nut! ta ducter sad tht i shld nut gu too strai animols tho. i um saed. Su i soked hs fase un.

                               Frm Timmeh

[letterstosantieclausfrmtimmeh]

To: Santie Claus Subject: Todya

Hei Santre Cawls!!!! SW gled i culd turk tew ybu!!!! i m at skwl nw nd im at lnch. Nu un wll siit wif mi nd sw i wnt tow gew hme. Ta teawh juss cam ovr. Sh sd tw pt mi cmptr awi nt lnch. iis a tim ti ewt nd b wit frnds, shi sd. nt ta bi unn mi computir. i sd i hav nuu frnds tu sut wif ecepy fr ta stry dg un ta ply grnd whuch i nmed nt buk fuce. nt buuk fice actuli apritietez mei. shi wlkd awai whn i sd tht. thn lil gogo higns sd i shld mke sum rl frds. I sd i hd rl frnds nd wnt to gt not burk fce. thn tha trchrs sttped mi nd thn i sd nu!!!! I WNT NUT BUK FCE!!!! su  i soked ull thr fases in nd gt notr bouk fase. i m un Muscoew wif nut buuk fce nw and i thnk i lst hr in ai hard wre stre. Santroie Clq? PLs halp mi fnd noot buuk fase.

                       Frm Timmeh