lettuceismydaddy

[lettuceismydaddy]

Notice

Heyo, Kenny here. All of my blogs will be on hiatus until further notice. If you have questions on why, don’t.

[lettuceismydaddy]

Make that 101!

𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓻

Ladonia literally can migrate to all the computers in world only because I made the software and downloaded it in every computer

Mochi America had hacked my computer over 100 times

Russia use my computer and almost all my softwares just to hide his secrets just for his innocence at everything that can be hollow about him

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Yep! Completely a dream! ^-^

I just had a dream that America mochi was trying to sacrifice me in my sleep!

Thank god it was just a dream. 😅

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Hello, Mochimerica. How do you escape the pits of hell all the time?

- @ask-aph-hws-iceland

All it takes is some hard work, dedication, and a couple guns 😊

[lettuceismydaddy]

Yeah sure.. a dream..

Note to self: use more chloroform next time

I just had a dream that America mochi was trying to sacrifice me in my sleep!

Thank god it was just a dream. 😅

[lettuceismydaddy]

LETTUCE LETTUCE— A CAT ATE THE LETTUCE

jail. Immediately.

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nothing could ever replace him😞

Since when do you have a blog?

@hws-estonia

Since I snuck on your computer, bitch.

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Yeah we’re all at Estonia’s house. Freaking bitch is trying to get me off the computer! But he did eat my father! My poor.. poor.. lettuce father….

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

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I should’ve known you would be a bad person. You’re just as bad as your Mochi! And your mochi ate my father!

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

[lettuceismydaddy]

Make me.

Since when do you have a blog?

@hws-estonia

Since I snuck on your computer, bitch.

[lettuceismydaddy]

Asshole! How dare you disrespect The Star Spangled Banner! It is an incredible song, the best ever created!

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

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YOOO WSG HOMIES

I SNUCK ONTO ESTONIAS COMPUTER HEHEHEHEHHE

FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING

(OOC)

Ask blog for Mochi America run by @potatovampires

Some ground rules are:

1.) No NSFW. I’m a minor. Don’t be a creep. 2.) Anon will be left on for now. If you’re weird, I throw hands with you and everyone loses anon privileges. 3.) No venting to me under any circumstances. I am a child and have enough to deal with as is, I don’t need nor want to hear about your issues. Talk to a friend or therapist. Anything out of character will be in normal white text, in character will be in red.

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BORINGGGGG

You should try more fun stuff, like singing The Star Spangled Banner!

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

[lettuceismydaddy]

Ah so all the things I’ve already said plus a punching bag. Makes sense.

Also I thought Canadians were fictional, like France?

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

[lettuceismydaddy]

What.. are you exactly?

- @maplesyrupandsnow

Your worst nightmare. And what are you? A ghost? The invisible man? A middle kid?

[lettuceismydaddy]

Since when do you have a blog?

@hws-estonia

Since I snuck on your computer, bitch.