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“How do you do that?” Celia said.

“Do what?”

“Act so cavalier about things that are sacred to other people?”

“Because other people have got nothing to do with me.”

Celia scoffed, somewhat gently, and looked down at her hands.

“Except you,” I said.

I was rewarded with the sight of her looking up at me.

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Which one of her seven husbands was the love of Evelyn Hugo’s life ?

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The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo fanart based on lesbian pulp fiction covers

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when Celia says "let's help each other out"

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Evelyn Hugo was bisexual and spend the majority of her life madly in love with her fellow actress Celia St. James.

- The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.

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Chosen family but it's just to pay less for Spotify prenium

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ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown

alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that

ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along

alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated

ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is

ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop

ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

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no i'm fine why do you ask

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i NEED to know who made these entries on the omnictionary wiki

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Good Omens season 1 marketing: ooooh look it's hellfire and damnation and the apocalypse, oooh look at the good/evil dichotomy between these two, look at the DRAMA of it all

Good Omens season 2 marketing: what if 🥺 they held hands 🥺 and kissed in the rain ☔ and they were roommates 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼

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I know this is a little dumb but I just love reading fics that have Kaz bypassing all of the Van Eck’s mansion security measures post-canon. For whatever reason it makes me smile. Like Kaz use the front door, Wylan and Jesper might let you in, and he never does. Good for him.

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white kid at the chinese restaurant trying to use chopsticks

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look at him!!!!! look at this guy and his backpack!!!! he’s probably got his lunchbox in there!!! as well as many deadly weapons!!!!

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reading this part in ck is always so funny because the part where wylan’s eyes flashed I’m imagining this

and jespers probably like this:

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That one scene in Pekka’s house be like

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jesper in every single chapter: wylan had blue eyes. he looked at him with his big blue eyes. his eyes were like a vast ocean and a zemeni sky and they were blue and they were big and blue. like the sky. like a zemeni sky. his eyes were gold and jesper missed when they were blue and big and like the sky and like the ocean and blue

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Patient doctor confidentiality stops at badly designed byildings cause why can I hear everything about this lady's rash from the waiting room