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Apart from the blasting company, the only guy I would trust to make the over the garden wall soundtrack would be shayfer james.

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My business dad has his very business colleagues over at my house for some very business talk and they're just? Vibing to My Chemical Romance? Like what.

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I am not hard to seduce. Call me cute and I will sleep with you.

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The dragonborn song has found its way onto my hype playlist and I'm greatful

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Point to prove by bug hunter hits me so hard why is it so accurate to my life.

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Being unliked as a child then working on myself until I became likeable and confident was the single best and worst thing I've ever done. It's like, HA, I have friends and some people are interested in me this is so nice. But then it's also like - you will all like me and I will use you until my own morality catches up to me and I realise I'm a fucking monster.

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I heard someone pronounce stoic as stoyk instead of sto-ic and i havent stopped thinking about it

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Fun baby shower game: rip that mf out of the womb and blow into the umbilical cord until they pop. Then everyone gets a baby shower!

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The bolder my fashion the bolder I am. Time to wear a skirt and hit on and old conservative man.

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Sitting alone with your thoughts is scary. You know what those dirty fucks are planning but... why?!?!?

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Baby pink is underrated fashion

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Can't wait to do this with lead paint

Thinking about that girl who said “Finger painting but it’s with your nipples”

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At the very basic level, attention and validation is craved by humans to mask and diffuse our own confusion and self hatred. No one truly knows what to do and who we are, and the tiniest notion that other people believe we do gives us hope that maybe there is a definite answer, but in my short lifespan and limited experience, I don't believe that to exist, simply because the self assurance needed to assert ones own destiny and identity is only found in the glaringly ignorant, and those people lack the intelligence to discern for themselves their worth and being. Confusion is what the human condition is, and as we have societally advanced past basic needs such as to survive - our previous definite - it has become evermore present in our lives. Ancient philosophers strived to find the absolute truths from reasoning, but no amount of logic can explain the emptiness all humans strive to fill. It is entirely possible that our entire existence is simply a crave driven rampage to satisfy our own myopia, to distract from our self hatred. On the other hand, I have a phone and internet people say I look nice.

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Good lord I love octopuses

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You know a cheese quesadilla is good when it lets out a little cheese nut that crisps up in the sandwich press.

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Salt and vinegar chips suck. If I wanted every bit of moisture to leave my mouth I'd deep throat a vacuum cleaner.

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My fetish? Someone screaming cum for the cum god while I nut.