levislattes
levislattes
a Simp with no Regrets
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Hard kiss
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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And now there’s a part two 🥹🤲🏼
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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I think about this art every day. Do yourself a favor and go check it out! 😩🔥
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rivaeru 🔞
on Twitter for @levislattes!
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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so at some point Ego/Soul passed 700 kudos...I didn't realize until just now and just like...that's insane. Generally I try not to fixate on fic stats, but FMA hasn't really had a significant amount of new content since Brotherhood ended, and that was nearly fifteen years ago. To get so much love for a fic in an "old" fandom is so so heartening, i'm thrilled i've gotten to share my words with so many of you, and cannot thank those of you who have read nearly enough!! Kudos back to all of you xoxoxo royai forever
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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eruri
full on Twitter 🔞
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levislattes · 1 year ago
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Oh hey, I’ve since written an eruri fic about this, kind of. Check out Sharpen the Knife / Soften the Heart. 🔪
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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It was the first time in ages and it was TODAY that I reread No Less Perfect, and I’m actually quite happy with that one 😭 Thank you Lost for the recs!! 💖
hiii!! im sending an ask again bc im not sure if the last one did actually get sent 😭 so sorry if u get two asks about the ssme thing, feel free to ignore 😞 but i wanted to know if u have any rec for canonverse eruri fanfics where they have their first 🔞 time?
Hi Anon, sorry, I got your original ask but I'm unfortunately it can take me ages to reply as I get way more asks than I'm able to respond to. Since we're here though...here's some First Time fics. I haven't read all of these, but they're all by authors whose writing I've enjoyed, so I hope you will too.
Fungus by saltslow
Beyond The Walls by Naus (XianKar)
No Less Perfect by levislattes
the art of fulfillment by levislattes
Ineffable by @nomoretears-707
Tryst by @huxandthehound
Darling by JustRaven
Staying the Nights by jin_bestgirl
La petite mort by @flecksofpoppy
Of Stillness and Stains by @flecksofpoppy
Triskaideka by @lostcauses-noregrets
You could also check out these rec lists, many of them feature first times, though they're not all canonverse:
First Kiss
Post ACWNR
Classic Canonverse
Longer Canonverse
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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New Fic Alert™️: Final part of a two-part series set in a liminal space, with vaguely eldritch setting, and has been described as “feral-cozy.”
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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You are MISSING OUT if this isn’t in your reading queue!!!! Changed my life fr 😮‍💨
The final chapter of Paradise by the Dashboard Light is finished!
Includes: Kuchel Ackerman being an astrology girlie, Erwin wishing he was a beer bottle, numerous references to Cyndi Lauper's 1983 pop hit "Time After Time," is Levi a BBQ chips guy or a salt and vinegar chips guy?, an extremely unwelcome guest from Erwin's past, and the surprise return of the Meat Loaf tape
Thank you to everybody who read this, will read this, told me how excited you were for this, told me how much you loved it, or listened to me yell about it in your DMs, I love you immensely <3
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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just the commander enjoying his summer I guess.
“Baby, can you pour me another one please?”
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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It's almost Valentine's Day, and Erwin needs to deal with his massive crush on the school janitor before it gets out of hand.
Or not! Ignoring it has worked pretty well for him so far. Mostly.
Featuring: misunderstandings, Erwin Smith's Battlestar Galactica tie, tit jokes, a staff meeting that definitely violates several HR policies, and excessive amounts of pining.
Updates Mondays <3
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levislattes · 2 years ago
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On this week's installment of 🚗Paradise by the Dashboard Light💡
Eren Jaeger (derogatory)
a very bad girl named Robespierre
the Xalentine's [sic] Day dance from hell
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