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It's just me and my dirty glasses against the world

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There's a reason why I've never seen these in the supermarket I guess. Also long ziti makes me laugh because it's literally long boyfriends 😏

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

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There are many more things in the ocean than there are in a pool, I'll still swim in both. A river on the other hand nope can't do.

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Probably fun times

i think we were mutuals in a past life

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Please no, we're enough of a mess without being in the US

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dionysus be like:

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Måneskin

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Last song: In nome del padre by Maneskin (if you like rock please check it out is just great).

Last movie: I have no idea it's been a while, maybe I rewatched mean girls.

Currently Reading: Dracula by Bramham Stoker

Currently Watching: no TV series only RE Village game plays.

Currently craving: Sushi, although I always crave sushi. Also crudités of fish. Yeah generally raw fish.

tag 9 people you want to get to know better/catch up with

I got tagged by @nikita-not-nikola - thanks for the tag!

last song: I'm not sure, but judging by my listening habits in the past week or so, it's probably Shum by Go_A

last movie: Pride, the 2014 movie about an activist group of gays and lesbians raising money for striking miners in the UK in 1984, or, as my partner summarised it: A movie of wholesome Thatcher bashing.

currently reading: Miami Punk by Juan S. Guse - I don't think I would recommend it, it's very slow-paced and highly experimental, but I'm probably going to finish it.

currently watching: A bunch of things, among them Rutherford Falls

currently craving: Some goddamn rest! (Also mochi.)

I'm tagging @mindthelspace, @jadegreenimmortality, @ante--meridiem, @soryualeksi and @thegreenmeridian and anyone else who feels like answering :P

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The placement/aspect you relate to the most:

Probs, it would be my gemini mercury 6th house conjunct my gemini sun in the same house. Mainly to me needing to be doing multiple tasks at once, or reading more than on book at the same time. Preparing for multiple exams at one a trying, while working and trying to maintain an A average because when they say how much overarchivement do you want I said YES. Also what do you want to know? What is there to learn mainly.

The placement/aspect you relate to the least:

Cancer Venus in 7th house. I'm not romantic, I'm not made to give attention to a partner and the whole idea of long term is worse than seeing the exorcist alone in the dark.

The placements/aspects that are your favourite:

Mercury Aquarius, they are just so clever and exude that "I'm a genius so what?" aurea.

The placements/aspects that are your least favourite:

Sorry not sorry, aries suns. Too stubborn to deal with. I just give up and walk away.

The placement/aspect you wish you had:

Libra Sun, honestly Libras are great to be around and I'd like to be as likeable as them.

The placements/aspects you often get romantically involved with:

I had no particular pattern so idk. Usually everything I don't like I get involved with because who am I to shut someone down for a placement? Then I'm proved right for not liking that placement.

Placements/aspects you would never date:

All of the ones I've dated. No, all jokes aside, Pisces Virgo, I can't with the saviour complex. I'm not a damsel and if I'm in distress I can help myself thank you very much. Also too sensitive to sarcasm, if I make a joke there is no need to get offended.

The placements/aspects you think deserve more love and attention:

Everything Taurus, yes they are stubborn but not like Aries. Also they are the true troopers and stand by you through thick and thin.

One mutuals chart/placement you would like to have rather than your own:

I'd steal anyone's Sag Ac and change it with mine because mine is in a nasty place.

Lilith and why you love yours:

Lilith 12th house Scorpio (conjunct my moon, chiron and pluto). I love how it gives me issues but it also buries it beneath until they go unnoticed. It makes me functioning, dunno how but it does. Also it gives me the latent sex appeal of a sci-fi villain.

The sun sign people often misunderstood you for:

Scorpio thanks to all the negative bitchy talk.

The sun(s) you relate to the most:

Aquarius because honestly once you grow up around them you adapt.

If you were a planet what would you be:

I'm cold, I dress in dark colours and introverted. Definitely pluto.

Tell me ONE story that you think embodies all of your natal chart:

I was in Prague with a friend and we were heading to Havelksy Market. Some other rude Italian tourists literally cat-called us in Wenceslas Square (we had to pass through there to get to the market) thinking we were foreigners, my friend is blond and I'm a ginger. I turned around and saw these guys even younger than me all laughing between themselves. They looked back and I answered in Italian "How stupid do you feel knowing that I understood what you said?", their faces fell, they asked sorry quite meekly and walked the other way.

🎏 Advanced Astro Tag 🎏

Hi loves I wanted to start this astro tag to get to know you all a little bit better:’) Feel free to join the game if you want to no pressure<3!

The placement/aspect you relate to the most: Leo Rising or Leo Venus. I feel that pride imprinted in my bones haha, but I can’t imagine me having no fire in me ever😭

The placement/aspect you relate to the least: This is actually so hard to choose haha but I think Sun trine Moon. I don’t feel it as much as I should despite it being very tight in aspects (0.8° I think?) But I guess it also make sense cause it does brighten my Pisces Moon a lot

The placement/aspect that is your favourite: Mars conjunct Jupiter 11th house. Makes me so humorous by nature🥰I love entertaining AND intimidating people at the same time hehehe, not to you guys tho

The placement/aspect that is your least favourite: Uranus in the 7th house. Makes me emotionally unavailable 😍 Sometimes its so hard to just ✨feel✨

The placement/aspect you wish you had: Any Aries or Mars placements, they are the few people that get me simp so hard;)

The placement(s)/aspect(s) you often get romantically involved with: Libra rising is common, Leo Venus is also very common, Aquarius placements, fixed Moon or water Moon🥲, Mars Rising, Aquarius Moon are my kryptonite, Leo NN (😂), Libra/Aquarius/Capricorn Mars and Capricorn Venus hehe

The placement/aspect you would never date: Cancer Moons. Never again please I an so scared one time is enoughhhhhhh

The placement/aspect you think deserve more love or attention: Virgo Rising, Mercurians’ beauty, 2nd house stelliums, Mars Rising, 12th house placements, etc

One mutual’s chart/placement you would like to have rather than your own: @bratz-kitten literally the one chart I would trade mine for, or @rattaemin’s chart is also so cuteeeeeee

Lilith and why you love yours: Aries Lilith 7th house, Scorpio 4°. I love how seductive I can be ofc heheh but I know I’m really tough in love and it takes a lot to make me fully committed. This is good bc it gives me so much stability among loads of chaos.

The Sun sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Leo Sun💀 Libra Sun and Scorpio Sun.

The Moon sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Aquarius Moon or Sag Moon haha, funny how they’re some of my closest too

The Rising sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Someone rly thought I’m a Cancer Rising (I’m not) or a Libra Rising (how). But I can see why they might think I have a cardinal Rising tbhhh

The Moon sign(s) you relate to the most: Aquarius Moon, Cap Moon, Sagittarius Moon, Aries Moon

The Rising sign(s) you relate to the most: Aries Rising, Libra Rising, Aquarius Rising

If you were a planet, what planet would you be: omg I would be either Saturn or the Sun HASHHA i love them both with all of my heart

Tell me ONE story that you think embodies all of your natal chart: one time, after comforting my friend who had just found out her long term fwb do not want more, I proceeded to call the local floral shop and got a dozen of roses for her. I didn’t forget to lecture her and we were just drinking rosé and oversharing all day.That night they had a party and everyone was invited including the dude. He came in her bedroom cause obviously they’re gonna “talk”. He saw the roses I left on her nightstand and asked her wtf is that and she told him: “Flowers.” He proceeded to go bat shit crazy and idk what happened in there but they didn’t return to the party. I had fun. She had fun. We won. 🥳

Tagging @bratz-kitten @rattaemin @3amastrology @hillarysss @notanastrologer @sailor-solar @venusfun @angelvibezluv @christyyyyyyyyastrologynerd @rxd-iant @spiritual-thingss @keep-hauntingme @theperfumewitch @sacerdotessa @88mercurial @darkeros @meandmypeace @vasnecia @leolo404 @asstrolo @peakersblindy @kiwi-astrology @d4rkpluto @mind-collapse @saturnianneptune @k-rising @lunar-piscean @kyrze @nonchalanity @vicxy & anyone that wants to join yayyy no pressure

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As someone who's allergic to 5 families of plants I reclaim my scorpio moon and head towards the eternal sneezing, the soup would actually be to pleasant to be hell.

Hell Dimensions the Signs Are Being Sent To:

Aries: Plane of Eternal Dads

Taurus: Cancel Dimension

Gemini: Pit of Soup (You're part of the soup)

Cancer: Lips Are Chapped Forever Hell

Leo: Hell Dimension Where Your Hands Are Big

Virgo: Kieth's Plane

Libra: Plane Where Vikings Make Fun of You

Scorpio: Turbo Sneezing Dimension

Ophiuchus: Trapped in a Video Essay Hell

Sagittarius: Plane Bereft of All Bread

Capricorn: Death Basketball Dimension

Aquarius: Just The Orb Domain

Pisces: Evil Bug Wizard Hell

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Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

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Not very surprising since sag is my ascendant and scorpio is my moon. I'm surprised pisces is higher than aquarius though.

y’all take this true zodiac test lmaooo this is so funny

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i feel bad for neurotypical people tbh. sure you guys can generate serotonin normally, big deal. you will never know the euphoria of finding imaginary patterns in ordinary things no one else gives a shit about.

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i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

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I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.