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rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

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“fascist rogue state deploys chemical weapons against unarmed civilians on another country’s sovereign soil”

Scott Madin‏, responding to report “ US Border Patrol has just launched tear gas into Mexico. Breeze carrying it hundreds of yards. Parents running away with choking toddlers. #migrantcaravan”

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I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

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*grabs megaphone* The events of Die Hard take place during Christmas whereas the events of Frozen take place during the summer. Ergo Die Hard is more of a Christmas movie than Frozen. This has been a PSA.

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You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

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depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

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playlists are a love language

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Feeling tired but not wanting to go to sleep because you don’t want to miss the little time you have at home to relax from work although you are too tired to do anything else is a hopeless feeling.

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not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

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hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

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Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

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Lesbian culture is seeing two girls kissing on tumblr gifsets and immediately starting the show they’re from

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Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

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if ur scared for the world clap ur hands 👏👏

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Reblog if you’re stoned