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Calming A Fawn.

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platonic radiorose fic for my gigglefawn of a friend @justaticklishdeer !(you’re welcome, baby buck<3)

lee! alastor + ler! rosie

note : I’ve NEVER wrote rosie, and I’ve rarely wrote alastor. if they’re out of character.. uh.. whoops.

anyway, enjoy!

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Alastor had been having a.. pretty shit day to day the absolute least. everything and everyone had been ticking him off in the worst way possible. so, what better to attempt to calm down then to go visit his good pal, rosie!

he hadn’t been to see her in a long while, being busy with hotel things that he’s rather not talk about. so he hadn’t had much time to visit the cannibal unfortunately.

he strutted down the sidewalk of cannibal town, making his was to Rosie’s emporium, the atmosphere of the cannibal town itself brought him much joy. why? who’s to say. maybe the fact that there were plenty of cannibals around snacking away on human flesh.. brought him true delight! but, besides that. he was overall jolly to see rosie, she always had her ways of brightening his day.

he opened the doors of Rosie’s emporium, walking in nonchalantly as if he wasn’t bouncing off the walls on the inside. he made his way further into the building, looking around at anything new Rosie had put out— until he heard said girls enthusiastic voice.

“Alastor!!” Rosie cheered out, happily speed walking over to him.

alastors already grinning face turners into a soft smile.

the cannibal hugged alastor ever so tightly, making the fawn bleat in pure joy.

“how happy I am to see you!” Rosie squeaked out.

“could say the same for you, my dear.” Alastor spoke in his monotone voice, rather swell at hiding his excitement.. despite his awful mood.

“come in, come in! make yourself comfortable!” Rosie practically dragged alastor into the back of her emporium, sitting him down on a small sofa. sitting down right beside him.

Alastor didn’t fight it, he enjoyed being around Rosie that much. she was helping his mood lighten up already.

“so, whatcha been up to, my darling?” Rosie asked, smiling ear to ear.

alastor took a minute to respond, thinking wether or not to say the truth, or lie.. hm.

“I’ve been doing dandy as always!” lie. immediate lie. he didn’t wanna bring rosie down with his low. that’d be cruel!.. well.. as if he wasn’t cruel already. BESIDES THE POINT.

rosie hummed, glancing over alastors facial expressions. she could read him like a book. that forever lasting smile wouldn’t fool her.

“ya sure? you seem a bit down in the dumps, ally.” rosie poked alastors side softly.

the deer tensed up, a small screech of radio static leaving him. oh my Lucifer, was she really doing this? NOW?.. well.. maybe that wouldn’t be so bad.

“I’m fine.” Alastor said as he pushed Rosie’s hand away, his grin twitching.

Rosie’s eyes narrowed. “Hm. I don’t believe that. you can talk to me, my love. I’m all ears!” Rosie reassured.

Alastor hesitated before snapping back “it’s nothing. I’m perfectly- HNGH-!” Alastor tensed again as he felt Rosie’s nail slightly dig into his side.

“if you won’t tell me, I guess I’ll just have to make ya, huh?” rosie replied, digging her nails into alastors side.

Alastor held back a laugh, holding back as much as he could. “r-rosie-! dohont- I’m fihine!” Alastor said with gritted teeth.

“you aren’t yourself, trust me. I can tell!” Rosie argued, continuing as if it was absolutely nothing. “you can talk to me, hun. I’m always available!” Rosie reassured once again.

Alastor normally wouldn’t crack this easily, but this(for some god forsaken reason) was amazing. maybe, if he told her.. she’d continue to make him feel better? if he was lucky enough.

“alrihight!- ALRIGHT!!- I’ve juhust been annohoyed recently!- ihits not that big of a deheheal!-“ alastor giggled out.

rosie slowed down for a moment, letting him speak some more. “how so?”

Alastor caught his breath, then spoke once again. “juhust.. been more bother than usual, I suppose? everything’s been a lot more irritating lately. suppose I’m just going through some.. thing. not sure what.” he was confused with his own emotions, such a complicated thing.

rosie nodded, thinking for a moment. “ahh, I’m sorry, Al.” she said, GENUINELY feeling bad.. but she couldn’t help but continue. digging her fingers back into alastors side slowly.

Alastor was caught offguard, letting out a fawn bleat mixed with a surprised giggle. “seheriously?!-“ Alastor giggled out.

“what? don’t ya wanna feel better? I’m helpin’ you out, gigglefawn!” rosie said gleefully.

alastor felt his face heat up at the nickname, god.. he wasn’t gonna last. “dohont call mehe tha- KEHAHA!-“ Alastor choked out a laugh when he felt Rosie’s other hand go for his tummy.

“why not? it’s clear that you love it! I mean, look at ya! you’re practically redder than a tomato~!” rosie teased, scribbling a little rougher.

alastor fell onto his back, which was already gonna fuck him over. he knew that. why else would he have let it happen?

“gehehet- awahay!-“ Alastor kicked his legs out, giggling like a five year old.

Rosie pushed his legs down long enough so she could straddle his hips, getting comfortable while still attacking alastors side and tummy.

“nuh uh! not happening, tickle fawn~! I’m gonna tickle you whether you fight or not! you’re just too cute to resist~” Rosie tapped alastors nose before ruthlessly drilling her nails into alastors hips.

Alastors eyes widened and he let out a loud fawn bleat, if his tail wasn’t wagging before— it was surely wagging now. “ROHOSIE NAHHAOO!-“ alastor squeaked, thrashing around and kicking his hooves.

“rosie yes! cmon, you know you’re enjoying this! I’m just helpin’ a friend out, what’s the harm in that?” rosie smiled innocently down at alastor as she was wrecking his shit.

“THIHIS ISNT HEHELPING!! yohou’re EHEVIL!-“ Alastor shook his head back and forth, his giggles high pitched. though, he’d be lying if he said he didn’t love this. helping? ..maybe. perchance..(yes). and rosie knew that, she knew him way too well. he was 100% enjoying this. he would’ve reacted differently if he didn’t!

Rosie gently grabbed alastors chin and tilted it downward so he’d be looking at his torso where she was tickling. “you should stay a little more still, my fawn. wouldn’t wanna miss out, would you? it’s quite the show!” Rosie grinned.

Alastors face got even hotter, he let out a nervous giggle. “whyhy?! Ihim fine without dohoing so thank yohou!” Alastor argued.

“no, no. I insist! you must watch, it’d be a waste if not.” Rosie slowly let go of alastors chin, resting her hands on his sides just below his armpits. “keep your eyes down here, Al!”

Alastor took a deep breath, slightly shaking with anticipation. “I dohoHONT-“ he got cut off when rosie moved her hands up to his armpits, drilling her nails into them.

he attempted to keep his eye looking, giggling his absolute ASS off. he couldn’t take it, after about a minute tops he looked away. when he did so, he felt rosie immediately stop.

Alastor spoke before he could even think about what he was gonna say “why’d yohou stohop?-“ Alastor asked softly.

Rosie smiled smugly, then switched to a fake serious expression. “you looked away! I had to! that’s the rules!” rosie shrugged.

“whahat- whahat rules?! thahat preposter-“

“I told you, you can’t look away! it’s the rules! ya should’ve listened!” rosie shrugged again, more dramatically.

alastor took a moment, then let out a shakey sigh. “a-alright! I will just- mmh.” he didn’t wanna tell her to keep going.. that’d be embarrassing!

“just.. what? hm?” rosie asked in a teasy tone.

alastor let out a groan, looking to the side before speaking. “just keep going.” he muttered.

“a little louder, dear! I don’t have the greatest hearing!” rosie said, though it was completely false. she just wanted to fluster him even more than he already was. it was adorable! who’d wanna miss it?

Alastor let out an irritated yet embarrassed groan once again, then spoke clearly yet quickly. “JUST KEEP TICKLING ME WOMAN.” Alastor snapped, then immediately regretted it when he felt rosie automatically start up again.

“well, why didn’t you just say so?” rosie grinned, digging into alastors armpits once again.

Alastor let out a squeal he’d never admit to making. but he kept his eyes on Rosie’s hands this time, even though it was extremely hard and EXTREMELY FLUSTERING. he did it! yay!

“muhust you behehehe so rOHOUGH?!-“ Alastor squeaked out, giggling like a maniac.

“would you rather me go slower? I can do so!” rosie slowed her tickling, skittering her nails down from alastors armpits to alastors sides. which was somehow.. way worse.

alastor resisted the urge to close his eyes or look away, barely making an effort. he kicked his hooves out and scrunched his shoulders up. grabbing Rosie’s wrists in a fake attempt to stop her. “ohokay-! OKAHAHY!- yohou’ve mahade your POHOINT!” Alastor screeched out with bubbly giggles, a sound no other demon could even dream of him making.

“aawh. does it tickle, honeybuck? I’m sure it does~! tiiickle tickle tickle~! aren’t you just the cutest fawn ever! yes you aaare!” Rosie cooed next to alastors ear, making it twitch.

Alastors face was practically in flames with how hot it was. my LUCIFER this woman was gonna be the double death of him.

“shuhut UHUP!- yohou blasted- kehHEHA!-“ Alastor immediately shut his mouth when he felt Rosie’s nails scribble up his fluffy belly, making him squirm all about.

“that’s not very nice, al. I’d watch your tone if I were you.” Rosie warned, scribbling slowly along alastors tummy, which seemed to be much more effective than the rough tickles for SOME reason.

Alastor felt the sudden urge to just give in and curl into a shy and flustered ball. why? WHO THE HELL KNOWS. he just did. he was genuinely so tickle drunk right now, it was heaven HELL.

he kept his eyes on Rosie’s hands, sucking his tummy in involuntarily. “plehease!- I cahant-“ Alastor wheeze out, tilting his head down slightly.

“can’t what, featherfawn? hmm? it can’t tickle that bad, I’m hardly doing anything!” Rosie taunted, grinning ear to ear.

Rosie scooted back a little, using one hand to continue on alastors belly while the other began taking off his boot.

alastors eyes widened when he saw rosie reach towards his boot. “rohosie- rosie!- dohont you dahare! I swehear to sahatan-“ Alastor said with a panicked giggle.

rosie didn’t listen, taking off his boot and tossing it to the side. “goodness me, Alastor. you need to take care of these hooves a little more! they look absolutely horrendous.” Rosie judged freely.

“they’re MY hooves to care for. don’t judge my habits!” Alastor snapped, though it came out as more of a whine.

Rosie shook her head, moving down to sit across alastors legs— knowing him, she’d need to.

Alastor was PANICKING. besides his tummy, his hooves were one of his worst spots. “rohosie- can’t we talk abou- about thihis?! I’m sure theheres anothEHER!-“ Alastor squealed when he felt rosie scribble her nails along the bottom of alastors hoove.

Alastor attempted to kick, but it didn’t work out. he tried to squirm away! ..also didn’t work. this was hopeless. he was stuck! forever! AAAAA!!

rosie glanced at alastor, smiling “innocently” at alastor’s panicked smile, giggling at him. “something wrong~?” rosie teased.

“obvihihiously!!- yohou-! hhehehe-“ alastor just giggled. it was honestly the most silliest laugh ever! rosie could feel her own heart melting at the sight.

she slowly drug her nails along alastors mildly ticklish hoove, grinning happily as she did so! what an evil woman. “figured! aren’t you just the most ticklish thing? such an adorable laugh too. this was a wonderful idea, was it not?” rosie said cheerfully.

alastor hesitantly nodded. no words! just nods. nods and giggles. it was truely a cute sight.

rosie thought for a moment, then got a brilliant idea. stopping for a moment and taking off her hat.

Alastor caught his breath, looking at rosie with confusion. that was until she took the feather off of her hat then put it back on. shit. shitshitSHIT-

“wahait- waitwaitwaitwait rohosie you don’t hahave to do THIHIHIS!- EEHEHEHEHEHEH!-“ Alastor squealed with a fawn bleat as he felt Rosie brushed the feather back and forth against his hoove. he had immediately broke eye contact and threw his head back. though, rosie didn’t care much anymore, she was five times more ecstatic at alastors happy giggles more than the “rule” itself.

“goodness, you really have a weak spot for feather tickles, don’t you?” Rosie commented, smiled up at alastor from where she was sitting. on the other hand.. Alastor was cackling his ass off. unable to answer.

Rosie snickered. “no response, huh? what a shame.” Rosie sighed dramatically.. then started her teasing again. “tiiickle tickle tickle..~ kitchy kitchy koo~!”

Alastor yelled out the best response he could. “QUIHIET!!-“ wow.. so effective!

“sorry, gigglefawn! that’s not in my dictionary! no clue what it means!” Rosie said sarcastically, running the feather inbetween the line that separated the to halves of alastors hoove, making him choke on his laughter. genuine tears running down his face.

Alastor finally gave in, turning on his side and curling up like a fawn. giggling into his own arms.

Rosie could DIE at how adorable he looked in that position, she softly continued. brushing the feather back and forth on his hoove— then slowly trailing it up alastors leg and over to his side. making his back arch and his side curl inward slightly. squeak like giggles escaping him along with a couple of bleats.

rosie moved beside him again, gently trailing the feather along his side.

alastor moved to lay on Rosie’s lap, just taking the tickles at this point. it was comforting.

rosie scratched behind alastors deer ear, making him giggle just a tad more. his laughter falling into soft snickers. Rosie now tickling his tummy with the feather and his ear with her nails.

“you feel any better, sweetheart?” rosie asked

“muhuch.” Alastor replied with another giggle.

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