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Hello? Yes, I’d like to order 8 clones of myself so I can sit with all the hot warlords at the same time. k thnx bye

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did i really used to write like this omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FENRIR NOOOOOO JSHKSHSKGS NOT A PICK UP LINE

WAS I HIGH OR SOMETHING???

but like…what would the ikerev suitors’ careers be in modern day?

sirius could own a flower shop of course or maybe be a chef? DADDY DAYCARE???? hgskgdjsksl

lmao imagine him getting lancelot and harr to help out at the daycare cuz they owe him a favor 😂

Sirius: “Why is this kid running around with a diaper on his head?”

Harr: “I didn’t know where to put it.”

Sirius: “What do you have in your hand?”

Kid: “A knife!”

Sirius: “NOOO!”

Lancelot: “Oh my god, why does he have a knife?”

lance and harr, uhm you guys are supposed to be helping watch the kids

since it’s canon that jonah’s a good singer i’m gonna go with my au and say he can be a musical actor

or or or i kinda wanna see him as a grade school teacher. that would be so cute omg

lancelot is the new ceo to the family conglomerate having taken his father’s place. they own the company jonah’s signed onto. they also own the “Madison Square Garden” of cradle

luka could be a chef and gift the world with his food 💕 he’d open up his own little restaurant!

professional violinist? but then he’s mentioned before that he didn’t like taking classes he didn’t want to take in jonah’s route? so maybe no even though he’s good at playing

seth could be a hairdresser or makeup artist or celebrity stylist? Celeb Stylist by Day, Secret Agent by Night

ray and loki are gonna be coworkers at a cat cafe and maybe loki’s working on becoming a vet

ray’s gonna be a cat dad and have 162783940 cats living with him

what can harr have a career in? i don’t really remember anything from loki’s route

what if he was a high school dropout, but one day saves loki on the street. harr becomes a father! and then when he notices loki’s love for cats, he saves up enough money to open a cat cafe because he’s such a DAD and just wants to make his son happy

what else could kyle be other than a doctor? pharmacist? healthcare admin? WAIT imagine having kyle as your therapist

“I don’t know about getting advice from a guy who gets hungover everyday…”

“Hey wanna go play some laser tag? Whoever loses has to drink a whole case of beer.”

fenrir.as.a.police.officer.

MC: *walks out of a clothing store*

Fenrir: Hello Miss, that’s a pretty big bag there. Does it happen to hold your phone number in it as well?“

HGSJFHKSLKAGTPDBJA

fenrir’s gonna be my ducking life coach ok? ok 👌

or he can be a pro athlete or a hot young gym coach

can he be my professional trainer? i’d exercise

oliver’s gonna invent something that saves the whole world and wins a nobel prize 👍 or whatever would be the equivalent in cradle

oliver as a tea master. Master of the Art of Tea(se)

i’m gonna have edgar own a candy store and zero’s one of his part time employees trying to pay for school

poor thing has to stop his boss from eating all the inventory and randomly going off to feed ducks and pigeons, but he puts up with it cuz edgar took him in. i’m sorry zero 😅

oooohhhhhhh blanc can be a historian!

oh my god what if he’s an author and uses a pen name? and he uses quotes from his romance novels to flirt with people lol

let him have secret rooms (more than one!) in his house!!! you’d have to solve riddles and the answer(s) would be a title of one of his books, then you’d remove that book from a shelf which would open said secret room omfggggg wow

did i forget anyone? does anyone have any different careers for them in mind?

fenrir as my personal trainer and kyle as my therapist? hmmm not a bad combination 😏

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i found my old stuff and WHY AM I SO CRINGY GJDHDJSJ

ikerev suitors in an idol group

they’re all part of one big group, but mostly promote as subunits or solos and Blanc is their manager

Group Name: ?

Subunits: Red Hearts, Black Spades

Solos: Harr, Oliver, Loki

Red Hearts subunit

Lancelot: Main Rapper/Vocalist/Leader

Jonah: Main Vocalist/Queen of Drama OST’s

Edgar: Lead Vocalist/Lead Dancer/Variety Show Star/Jack of All Trades/Master of Languages

Zero: Rapper/Sub Vocal/Main Dancer/Choreographer

Kyle: Lead Rapper/Sub Vocal

this isn’t an excuse to make lance zero and kyle rap whatru talkingabt????pfffffffft

Black Spades subunit

yes such very creative names

Sirius: Main Vocalist/Sub Rapper

Seth: Main Rapper(have you not heard him talk?)/Vocalist/Beauty Show Host

Luka: Lead Vocalist/Guest stars on cooking shows

Ray: Vocalist/Lead Dancer/Leader

Fenrir: Lead Rapper/Vocalist/Main Dancer/Variety Show Star

during interviews everybody passes around the mic until it gets to Sirius because they don’t want to answer the questions lmao

when they upload episodes of Red Hearts TV on YouTube, Edgar be like…

Ed’s Cam: *Edgar behind camera* “These are my minions lololol”

Ed’s Cam: *camera pans over the other members*

Ed’s Cam: *Jonah in the bg* WTF UMMMM ME EXCUSE????

there was a time when Jonah and Seth guest starred on the same variety show

one of the games they had to play was the “Of course” game where you have to say “Of course/Yes” as your answer to every question your opponent asks or you lose

let’s just say the two are never allowed to be on the same show together ever again

fans dubbed the episode of constant roasting and sass overload “The Diva War”

everyone fortunately was able to survive cuz Oliver wasn’t there too

Loki promotes as a soloist when they don’t have group activities

he’s a master at fan service and also films a lot of commercials

Harr and Oliver don’t really release solo albums and mainly act in dramas when they’re not promoting with the group

HARR IN HISTORICAL DRAMAS WITH LONG HAIR AND A SWORD

AND OLIVER AS THE COLD STOIC TSUNDERE RICH CEO WHO ACTUALLY HAS A HEART OF GOLD

ahem, Fenrir starring in action movies/dramas and there’s the famous shower scene hsdgfjksl oooo yeah show dem back muscles and abs

during award/music shows, Zero always helps female celebrities down the stage’s stairs which makes them all swoon over him

as said above, Jonah is the Queen of drama OST’s and also acts in musicals

he gives Luka tickets to all his musicals and is of course turned down every time BUT bby bro has never ever missed a show and always goes to watch big bro in secret with the classic hat, face mask, and sunglasses disguise

one time Sirius, Lancelot and Harr were all hired as models on a runway show for one of the group’s sponsors to walk the catwalk. it was not very good for people’s health. many lost a lot of blood due to nosebleeds. these fans will forever be in our memories. may they rest in peace lol

nobody died btw they just need some rest

fans don’t even need to stalk Ray cuz you can always find him wherever there are stray cats or he’s at a cat cafe with Loki and occasionally Harr

Seth not only is a beauty show host, but he also posts GRWM, OOTD, and Morning/Night Routine videos

at fan meets, fans love giving Luka and Loki stuffed animals and cute hair accessories to wear

they all secretly take embarrassing photos of each other to use as blackmail or post them on their social media accounts

for some reason Lancelot always looks flawless cuz he’s that one friend

there are lots of pics of angry Jonah, shocked Seth, confused Zero, Luka, and Harr, and everybody else derps

Edgar and Fenrir turn them into memes

Edgar also has a secret account where he pretends to be a fan he knows about the fanfics guys ohmaigawd

he’s the one who creates the ships too

y'know how there’s that one person or people who make posts, but they actually come true later on? THAT’S HIM HE’S THE ONE MAKING THOSE POSTS NOT A FELLOW FAN y'all need to watch out for senpai

when they promote as a whole group, they need to split up into 2 vans

NEVER EVER put Oliver, Jonah, and Seth in the same van

hell will break loose

Kyle just watches everybody’s shenanigans while drinking beer. you can often see him laughing at everybody else in the background

a lot of the older celebrities are fond of him and often invite him out to drink with them

Edgar watches from afar as his plans of destruction pranks play out

never let them play the High Note Battle ever again. the windows are still being repaired

where is Blanc?

idk what else to put lol you guys can add more if you want 😂

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An Asra and Faust appreciation post. ✨

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do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

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RequestsOwo

I recently finished up most of my projects and now free *cracks knuckles*

Atm feeling 'complicated' things like backgrounds so dont hold back though i might deny some if its smth im not comfortable drawing

Heres more of my recent stuff cause everything on this blog is now old lol

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So I’m digging through some old screenshots and found this upset Kiro (I’m sorry!! 😭 I needed the achievement though 🤧)

On a side note, the back of his head looks like a Timbit! 😂

Lookin’ scrumptious 😋

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Black Army Halloween yeaaahh!!

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A short comic about Belphie hissing at Lucifer. Oh I love Halloween so much but too bad we here are not celebrating… Q___QAnyway, Happy Halloween!!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! don’t forget to leave an entire pumpkin and a glass of milk out for Beelzebub tonight 😌

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🥲👍

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Asmodeus: You can have your blackmail files back. I don't want them anymore.

Satan: Asmo, these are just photos of me in my everyday clothes.

Asmodeus: I know. It's painful.

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𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝟑/𝟑 ♡ 𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟎𝟐 ♡ 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐲𝐚'𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲

well technically it’s august 03 for me now but it’s still the second for some of y’all accept my excuse 

Thank you for celebrating the cafe owner’s birthday, everyone! Your greetings, gifts, words, and overall kindness made her weep and soft and uwu and she loves every single one of you! 

Came in late? Here are round one and round two of the birthday treats!

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All UR+ animations

🐰 hot bunnies 🐰

☔ now it's raining more than ever ☔

🏖️ let's go to the beach -each 🏖️

🎃 this is Halloween 🎃

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it's been a while since i tried ranking in slbp

the 300+ energy hearts was worth it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Shigezane never holds back and I'm 100% here for it