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I just know younger Fintan use to wear cunty open shirts (probably still does)

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YASAMMY CONFLICT DONT DO THIS TO ME

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Watermelinh

Thank you @camelspit for hosting This event !

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reblog and put in the tags your favorite ship of all time

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I've seen a lot of good conversations about anti-Blackness happening on Tumblr lately, and I wanted to kick up some dust on KotLC Tumblr.

Y'all.

The number of fanworks Maruca and Wylie have compared to characters with the same amount of pagetime is abysmal. And the shipping? You'll ship characters who have never spoken a word to each other just based on vibes, and yet somehow there isn't a single popular ship on here for either of the Black main characters. Weird.

It's funny how you love a tortured man with a tragic backstory—until he's Black. How you love to ship tortured guys with their torturers, and dive into their heads and trauma, and write fic after fic about their recoveries through their relationships—until they're Black.

It's funny how you love protective familial relationships, until they're a Black girl demanding she manifest an ability to help her cousin. Who, by the way, manifests literally the most protective ability there is, becoming a Psionipath. And in turn, her cousin doesn't want her to be in harm's way, and they battle over this, because there's so much love there. You guys go crazy over these dynamics! Until the characters are Black.

There was this edit war I used to get into on the wiki after I made the "Main Characters" category for the navigation menu. I put into it the eight main characters who showed up in all the promotional materials: Sophie, Fitz, Keefe, Dex, Biana, Tam, Linh, and Wylie. Simple.

And yet... People kept taking Wylie out of the category and replacing him with Marella, insisting that she was more of a main character. Despite the fact that Wylie is way more relevant to the overarching plot of the series, being a main feature in the plots of several early books? Despite the fact I was basing this decision on the canon materials? Weird.

Look. I like it on here. But I think a lot of you need to spend less time patting yourselves on the back about being "better than the other platforms" and being so good at "picking out the flaws in canon," when sometimes you're actually making canon more racist. I think a lot of us, myself included, have some homework to do.

There are a wealth of good characters in this series. Go on. Play with them.

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i agree

tiergan alenefar

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cat haters so darksided to me…“cats don’t love you” ok even if that was true…why is your need for control so tyrannical that you can’t accept the PRIVILEGE of a beautiful little creature that occasionally gallops like a pony in your house and shits in a box and eats food you buy and hates you…you should still be so lucky…

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OH GODS PRETECTOR HER

The little girl

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It makes me truly insane that Bertram still calls Jupiter 'brother' btw. It's clear they've had a massive falling out, and it would be so easy for him to stop. He and Jupiter aren't brothers by blood, sure, they took an oath, but Bertram doesn't seem all that into Wunsoc, so who knows if that even matters to him?

He always says it with distain, yeah, but he says it even when Jupiter isn't around. He says it to Morrigan. Part of him still sees Jupiter as his brother, no matter how angry they are with each other

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justice for grady man he is a baddhie, super powerful, The Dad, just some guy, and a d1 hater

Can we just talk about how underrated grady ruewen is like my man is one of the most powerful characters in kotlc and hottest

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i just love ‘gloomy’ weather. i love clouds, fog, rain, crisp air, SNOW.. love love lovee LOVE

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elves get queasy at the sight of blood

so like…

periods??

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Alternate name for kotlc:

These Kids Blush So Often That I’m surprised They Still Have Any Other Blood In Their Bodies

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I hope Tumblr doesn’t ever have a play date with Pinterest I don’t wanna meet the KOTLC fandom over there.

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the fact that almost every Sophie ship starts with "so" and ends with the full name of the person people ship her with is so funny

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wylie endal patron saint of light and loss

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hi @camelspit i am having so much fun with the reading rumble. Here is my wylie submission