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#hahahahahah cries in THIS IS TOO FUCKING REAL#applied to position as internal candidate with my GRADUATE degree in the field#receive no thx not qualified email#send back ????? huh email#get sent oopsie our mistake loL! email#am still qualified#get a SECOND rejection email#ask if it was .... once again a mistake#they say no this time it IS a true rejection#i say ummmm nah that shit still doesnt make sense#and youve changed the application and requirements for applying several times AFTER posting and letting ppl apply#i send a big long HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING OVER THERE email#they say ohhhhhh oopsie ur so right bestie we fucked it up AGAIN#you are BACK in the runnign and we realized we been doing this so bad we're starting over on ALL applicants#reviewing them all over again#hhahahahahha cooll cool cooll colll cool
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uh oh roommate stress has sent me into a spiral about my living situation, financial situation and career situation! haha triple whammY! now im up sick to my stomach looking at rooms for rent, and full time library jobs in other counties. FUCKKKKKK it's a pms like day before period day and i just need to remember that is veryyyy much affecting my mood and thought process and i need to just chill and not be doin all this rn. like i need to remember i have pmdd and legally i should not be allowed to think about my life during this week of the month.
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any sugar mommies out there want to support my luxurious lifestyle of barely affording to pay my rent, bills, groceries and gas, and sometimes buying something under $20 as a treat and then feeling guilty about it for five business days?
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im fckn stressssseddddd. how is my roommate gonna know she doesnt have a job and is running out of very minimal savings and NOT tell us until 5 days before rent is due. and then say "im sorry i cant support you guys rn" SUPPORT??? wdym support? ur not "supporting" us. you equally live here as a roommate and therefore you equally are responsible for paying to live here? like you dont get to just opt out of paying the rent bc ya can't swing it this time. she's been fired/quit 4 jobs in the year she's been living with us, and it's a pattern at this point. she's been given several chances and leeway to get on her feet but atp ur quitting jobs b4 you have another lined up and getting fired for things YOU did. i have to start to wonder if perhaps you are part of this equation?????
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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.
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that feeling when you realize someone has been actively fighting their brain from categorizing you as “girl I have to call they/them” when the second they got intoxicated in front of you, they easily slip back into she/her ….
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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying
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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
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autistic guy with autistic anxiety is so good at inventing brand new social rules that may or may not exist specifically for the purpose of getting scared of breaking them. meanwhile somehow collecting a 100% strike rate on breaking the social rules that do exist. it’s a special talent
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men at the club are truly a different kind. like wdym mean this man came up and put his arm in the center of our dance circle and then awkwardly sideways danced on my friend when she didn’t open the circle for him. and when she said “I have a boyfriend” he — instead of taking the hint as old as time for go tf away — turned to the group and asked “who doesn’t have a bf? raise your hand.” boy if you don’t get tf out of here with ur surveys
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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
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