lezzysel

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eating a ton of food did not make my tummy feel better. actually did the opposite. what gives

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quitting vaping is so hard its been 5 days and its all i can think about i cant even get up i just want it so bad.

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if i was a kangaroo i would never ever come out of my mommas pouch. i don't want to work.

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19 year old white butch lesbians love calling themselves papi

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i hate when people call their completely healthy and normal pets "special needs" because they act silly all the time or whatever like special needs is just a cutesy thing and isnt used to describe people with disabilities.

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let. us. reblog ads.

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i lived

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bring back the word nosegay. i don't want a bouquet i want a nosegay for my gay nose

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im so fucking angry i just spent hours painting and made no good progress.

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please read the whole thing. stop worm cruelty.

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*walks around in a cool and special way*

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im freereererrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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thank god this is my last day at this fuck ass job.

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women's dicks are crazy

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imagine a 2 inch dildo. isnt that funny?

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did 2 girls 1 cup create the 2 blanks 1 blank thing or did they call it that because it was already a thing