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(I can’t be the only one who saw the similarities😂)
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Every horse movie
Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”
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Imagine…
You are a normal woman living in Edoras, and Grima Wormtongue is in love with you. The only thing that keeps him from going completely evil and betraying Théoden to Saruman is his love for you. However, he’s kinda greasy and weird so you keep your distance, unwilling to actually date the man.
One day, you feel a distinct tingling on your face. You go to the palace doctor, who informs you that your eyebrows are infected and you’ll have to get an eyebrow transplant immediately. You’re scared, but you agree.
When you wake up, to your surprise, you have the most beautiful eyebrows you’ve ever seen. “Where’s Grima?” you find yourself saying. “I want to show him my new eyebrows.”
The doctor shakes his head at you. “Who do you think gave you the eyebrows?”

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for all my fellow human!chiffany fans ❤️
coloring: xXWhisperOfDreamsXx song: flume - insane
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couple random Billy Bibbit gifs I made for the last chapter of my fanfic.
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billy bibbit || hold on.
coloring: autumnfantasy (+ minor edits by yours truly) song: chord overstreet - hold on program: sony vegas pro 14
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Sometimes I forget how disgustingly perfect Brad Dourif looks in Istanbul.
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Death Machine (1995)
Jack Dante Disarming Scene
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Brad Dourif as Grima Wormtongue in Lord of the Rings - Two Towers.
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Brad Dourif fake-strangles Chris Sarandon. XD From Child’s Play Rehearsal footage.
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