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Kristen "the greatest cleric of our age" Chilis Applebees

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Anyway I’ve finally been catching up on Fantasy High. I missed how chaotic these kids are.

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i love that the bad kids are so lame but also so cool. like they slay dragons and throw massive ragers but also are physically incapable of holding a normal conversation. riz may be the only one who hasn’t physically run away from a crush. kristen was a gym bro. fig committed fraud to manipulate multiple men and it was only cool once.

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the rat grinders getting whomped because they don't know how actual combat works is exactly what I've been waiting for all season. fabian taking down ivy in one turn bc they have no hp, them grouping up bc they don't know they're not supposed to and getting immediately shit on by adaine, riz's attack of opportunity doing more damage to kipperlilly than her actual attack did to him, gorgug taking down oisin by the end of round 1 bc they didn't protect their wizard, kristen and k2 both bringing all their friends up while keeping themselves strategically hidden bc they know better, riz diving into the lava like it's nothing bc he's a badass, adaine slapping jace's counterspell out of the air, fig tanking that hit from porter and casting that clutch fireball. just. beautiful. iconic. poetic. exactly what the rat grinders deserve after xp grinding for three years instead of actually adventuring. you fucking suck at this game kipperlilly!! you might be high level but you're shit at pvp!!!!!

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one of the best parts of fantasy high is that none of the main characters are in love with each other. they’re literally just the bestest friends ever. there’s also no drama, no backstabbing. just bestest friends. they’re all ride or die and would do anything for one another.

this becomes even funnier when you realize that the messiness got passed on to their parents instead. all of them have fucked each other. they’ve cheated on one another. there’s even been an std spread around them. they’re the pilf polycule.

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certified coolkid moment: finding the rotting corpse of your classmate in the woods

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they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

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The Best Laid Secrets

Written for the Batfam Big Bang 2025 ( @batfam-big-bang )

Be sure to check out the art by @starsofshadowanddust

Beta'd by @nebulainajar and @insenerpng

Summary:

Five times the Batfamily almost found out Jason’s secret (and one time they did).

1 - Steph and Duke

“It’s baking soda, not baking powder,” Steph said.

“Alfred told us to get the baking powder,” Duke replied. “Hang on, let me find his message.”

Steph pushed the overloaded shopping cart past the fruits, through the deli aisle, and made a sharp turn into the cereal section.

“Here.” He showed her the message from yesterday. “Double-acting baking powder.”

She blew a strand of hair out of her face. “Go get it while I take care of Dick’s cereal list.”

She took exactly two steps into the cereal aisle before swerving back around faster than the Batmobile when Bruce heard that Cass “found a snack in the ocean.” She ducked behind the pastry display. 

Jason stood in the middle of the aisle, debating between Batman raisin bran and Harley Quinn cupcake bombs. Steph’s eyebrows furrowed. He hated both of those. He called Harley’s cereal a box of cavities and Batman’s “the most boring food since oatmeal.” Plus, he told them last night that he was leaving town for a mission, but by the looks of it, he brought the mission back home. Sitting in the cart, surrounded by produce and ice cream, was Roy Harper. 

Roy pointed at the Red Hood cinnamon cereal. “Those are Lian’s favorite.”

“Uh-huh. Lian’s favorite.” Jason put the Red Hood cereal in the cart next to the Wonder Woman corn lassos. 

Steph cupped her hands around her eyes as if they were real binoculars that could tell her what she was looking at. Roy pointed to two more boxes of Rogue-themed cereal and a family-sized box of Wayne Foods Organic Granola Bars, which Jason added to the cart one after another with his sarcastic comments. Roy then said they still needed bread, coffee creamer, and tomatoes. What, did every grocery store in Star City spontaneously combust?

Actually, she thought, not my circus. 

“So who’s footing the bill?” Jason asked. 

Roy replied, “It’s Gotham. How much could it be, five bucks?”

“Three-hundred eighty-six dollars and ninety-four cents.” Jason tapped the side of his head. “After the vigilante discount.”

“Isn’t Barbara supposed to be the human calculator?”

The song over the speakers ended and the next one came on, completely different. Looks like the scene kid was on shift. As the upbeat notes of a guitar reverberated through the store, Roy hopped out of the cart and took Jason’s hand with a stupidly wide retriever smile.

“Not in public,” Jason said. 

“Please? It’s the song from when we were in Coast City.”

Jason glanced over his shoulder. Steph ducked lower out of view.

“Fine,” Jason replied.

Steph whipped out her phone and hit the record button. As the chorus played, Jason spun Roy under his arm before planting a quick peck on Roy’s lips. Steph nearly dropped her phone. 

Duke returned with multiple cans of baking powder. “I didn’t know which one Alfred wa—”

“Shush.” She yanked him down by his hoodie strings. 

He paused. “What am I looking at?”

“What do you think?”

“I thought Jason was on a mission.”

“Apparently not.”

“I didn’t even know he was—not that there’s anything wrong with it, of course,” said Duke.

“Of course,” she said, watching the two walk away hand-in-hand. “Why wouldn’t he tell us? Tim did.”

Duke shrugged. “He’s grown. He can do whatever he wants.”

“But we’re family.” She shook her head. “What am I saying? We’re not related.”

He gently elbowed her. “You love us.”

“I show up for Cass, Alfred’s cookies, free Wi-Fi, and to watch Damian make people cry. That’s all.”

“Sure.” He dumped the baking powder into their cart. 

“Why did I even bring you here?”

“Because you pitied your kid brother who got benched over a sprain, trapped and lonesome in his tower while everyone went on their grand adventures.”

“You’ve been watching way too many movies.” Steph added a box of pastries to the cart, because one danish never killed anyone.  

“Because I’m trapped and lonesome—”

She threw a can at him. “Put this one back.”

He caught it with his un-bandaged hand. “Send me the video?”

“I’m not violating Jason and Roy’s privacy,” she said, “for free.”

Duke tossed her a crumpled dollar. “I’ll meet you at the self-checkout.”

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Read the rest on Ao3

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(3/3) Spiderbuck has a lil crush #buddie

Commissions are open!

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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

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the way the secret gamechanger finale perfectly follows the format of "this is genuine psychological torture designed to completely uplift the main victim character and showcase their positive traits and unique skills" in the way that this is all set up so we can all see how much sam loves and remembers ever fucking facet and detail of the hilarious and incredible things his friends and employees and colleagues have done along with his own incredible accomplishments

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Huntr/x but make it Trinity

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

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My favourite thing about Samalamadingdong is how good Sam was at the game, because being good at it required remembering so many Game Changer details and moments, and those answers came to him as if they were second nature

This is a man who loves his show and the people involved in it, and this is an episode that truly cements that

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i’m sorry but the scene in 7x04 where buck first sniffs a bottle of glue (for… no reason???? very unnecessary???) & proceeds to pass it to eddie who ALSO takes a sniff of the glue (AGAIN unprompted, no reasoning behind it) never fails to make me laugh bc why are they so fucking stupid. & then there’s just bobby nash in the background like 😧 in total DISBELIEF at what he’s seeing. these are two ppl who he entrusts with the lives of strangers & he was no fucking clue why (neither do we). it’s such a quick moment but it kills me every time.